Posted By Monkeybun on 10/23/2010 11:00 PM
What do you mean “Your” apartment. It is clearly his, and you just stay there to take care of him.

This is so true. The other day I heard something in the hallway outside my apartment, so I opened the door to see what it was. Zeus very matter of factly tried to walk out the front door, looking up at me like “Oh, thank you doorman, I will return this evening.” He was POed when I shoved him back away from the door to thwart his escape.
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And as for getting rid of my furniture.. I’m not even kidding, I considered taking like NIC cube “tunnels” to connect his cage to my bathroom and kitchen so he’d have access to the whole apartment minus the living room… but my bed would be in the way (my bed’s in the living room, studio apartment with no bedroom).. and I did briefly consider if I could do without my BED… I’m going crazy! 
I went and got him a big linoleum remnant to redo the flooring in his new pen. The addition had cardboard flooring with tiles on top, and he promptly grabbed the cardboard and nearly flipped the HEAVY ceramic tiles to shred the cardboard… oh the adventures of having a big, strong bun! 