You know you’re a bunny slave when…

[LongEaredLions]

On a guinea pig forum that I am on they have this thread called “you know your a cavy slave when….” where all the members post the ways they know they are piggie addicted and cavy enslaved. I thought it might be fun to do the same thing here, but for bunnies! 

I’ll go first!

You know your a bunny slave when:

-There is a sign over each of your toilet paper holders that reads “Save the rolls for bunnies!”

-Your favorite place to go is the rabbit rescue.

-The bunnies veggies bill is 5x the human veggies bill. 

-You only have a member ship to Costco because there are free cardboard boxes.

-Your Christmas list is: maze haven, xpen, gift cards for bobbys bunny boutique, bunny brush. 

So that’s all you do, hope this is fun for everybody!

[Rufus]

Excellent post!
Mine would be you know you’re a bunny slave when:
– You have arguments with you parents because they tell you to buy something for yourself and you buy something for the bunny.
– You find yourself explaining that the bunny being happy is what makes you happy
– The bunny eats better than you do
– You take time off work when it’s too hot to keep an eye on the bunny
– You sometimes make excuses to leave parties caus you know you want to snuggle with the bunny for at least half an hour before bed

[jerseygirl]

Oh yeah, I can relate to some of these.

You know you’re a bunny slave when its became second nature to step over multiple barricades as you move through your home.

When hay has travelled into every room.

When 95% of photos you have on your phone are rabbit related.

[Roberta]

You are totally unfazed by the fact that bunny poop has made it into your handbag
You think furniture looks odd if it is not decorated with chew marks
The sound of objects being thrown around in the middle of the night no longer alarms you as you know it’s bunny play time
On repeated occasions you get to the end of a meal or snack and realise you have just eaten from a bowl with a paw print embellished in the bottom.

[LongEaredLions]

Posted By jerseygirl on 12/19/2013 09:01 PM

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When 95% of photos you have on your phone are rabbit related.

I counted. I have 1856 photos on my phone and 1698 are bunny related.

[justwildbeat]

lol I totally go to Costco for the cardboard boxes! Also asked coworkers to give me their boxes since they like to ship personal packages to the office.

-Can talk about your bun for hours (or days) to others.
-You and your rabbit are eating the same vegetables for that week.

[Deleted User]

LEL, what a ‘fantastic’ forum!!!!!! Good on you! Seriously, reading everyone’s post so far has put the biggest cheesiest grin on my face! & I’m literally ‘LOL’!
Anyhow, “DITTO” what everyone said above! (except Costco, ours is still being built, but you can add it to my ‘ditto’ when it’s open) ha hah. Can’t wait to read more…..

[Muffinluv]

You are totally unfazed by the fact that bunny poop has made it into your handbag

My mom is always freaking out about poop, then I just pick it off with my fingers and toss it in the trash. (Washing my hands after of course) But she looks absolutely disgusted at me

On repeated occasions you get to the end of a meal or snack and realise you have just eaten from a bowl with a paw print embellished in the bottom.

I remember this one Roberta XD Com’on it wasn’t that traumatic was it? It was washed

[Stickerbunny]

Posted By jerseygirl on 12/19/2013 09:01 PM

Oh yeah, I can relate to some of these.

You know you’re a bunny slave when its became second nature to step over multiple barricades as you move through your home.

When hay has travelled into every room.

 

Ha. I have so many baby gates up,  I don’t even think about stepping over them any more.

[Deleted User]

Ok, I thought of one to add….

You wake up in the morning and your comforter (which is on top of you) is covered in bunny pee and poop and you ‘stop’ cringing!

[bunnytowne]

you put bunny first with food n water in clean bowls in the morning.

brag and showoff your bunny tattoo

keep last years phone books to replace the torn up ones

i can totally relate to the amount of pictures and the barricades

in fact almost all of them

[Thump]

You know your a bunny slave when:

people no longer ask how you’re doing and instead ask how your bunnies are doing
you go on and on about the cute things your bunnies do as if people actually care
various school books and papers have chew marks on the edges
you start missing your bunnies 2 minutes after leaving the house
people are having conversations about their dogs and you think to yourself, “pshh, bunnies are way cooler”
the first thing you do when you step foot in your house is scream “bunny!” and have cuddle time
you are completely indifferent to bunny poop
a bunny pees on something and you know exactly which one did based on scent
your default photo for your phone and computer is your bunny and is replaced only with other pics of your bunny
Easter has become a holiday of bunny worship instead of celebrating the resurrection of Christ

[longhairmike]

every time you go grocery shopping, you grab a stack of the free newspapers from the rack at the store entrance for litterbox liners.
the employees think i am fluent in spanish and chinese

[Roberta]

Posted By longhairmike on 12/21/2013 12:05 AM

every time you go grocery shopping, you grab a stack of the free newspapers from the rack at the store entrance for litterbox liners. the employees think i am fluent in spanish and chinese

 

LOL Mike, The ditributor of our local news paper must think they have double their readership since I got bunnies.

[HECA]

Posted By Thump on 12/20/2013 11:59 PM

You know your a bunny slave when:
Easter has become a holiday of bunny worship instead of celebrating the resurrection of Christ

 This one really made me LMAO! 

You know you’re a bunny slave when…

You find something naughty the bunny did, but blame it on the cat, so your husband doesn’t get mad at the bunny. 

[NewBunnyOwner123]

your home is organized to better suit the bunnies!

the first thing you do when you come from a very long day of work is go say hello to your buns, feed, clean their box, wash their bowls, give them good ole loving for an hour before finally relaxing yourself.

And of course, when my husband brings me home roses, they go to the bunnies! haha

[Valisa]

You have areas of the vegetable garden and various pots solely dedicated for growing greens for your bun.

[HECA]

When two crisper drawers in the fridge are for the bunny.

[Floppybuns]

You know you are a bunny slave when their condo takes up more of your bedroom then your stuff does.

When all your clothes are permanently covered in fur!

When you spend hours sitting on the hard floor just so you can be close to them

When you ask your neighbours if you can have some twigs from their apple tree ( I got some strange looks)

[Deleted User]

I can top that one HECA…..

When you can’t fit ‘YOUR’ fruit and veg in the crisper draw, so it sits on the bench going limp – cause your crisper is full of bunny veggies! (to keep it perfect for him) Doh!

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