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BINKYBUNNY FORUMS

This topic has 22sd replies, 16 voices, and was last updated 14 years, 6 months ago by Tipsy Bunny.

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- 10/29/2011 at 8:34 PM
  Tipsy Bunny
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  So you know that joke intro “you know youre a redneck when/if…” Well I had a similar instance not too long ago and I thought I would share it cause I thought it was funny.
  
  I am going to go out to the bars with a few girlfriends of mine and so I grab my jeans from off the ground and slip them on and feel something weird in the left leg of my jeans. I thought it was a sticker so I go to slick it out and notice, whoa, its bulging! So I dig down there to find out what it is… I pull it out to find a half eaten seagrass stick in my jeans… “You know youre a bunny person when…” Next I am going to be showing my emotions through bunny language since thats all I have been doing with Tipsy now that my boyfriend has a full time job haha.
  
  Any funny stories that you can add to this little joke?
- 10/30/2011 at 12:45 AM
  Michelle&Lolli
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  You know you’re a bunny person when……..you get out of your mom’s car in her driveway, see a dropping on the concrete and immediately think that it fell off you and start checking all your clothes/purse. (It was a wild rabbit poop and naturally I was mortified that it might’ve fell off my clothes or something. LOL)
  
  You know you’re a bunny person when……….you immediately try to find a place off the floor to put your stuff – at OTHER people’s houses!
  
  You know you’re a bunny person when…….you automatically look for the pet that’s making noise whenever you’re at someone’s house. Cause it just *might* be chewing on something it’s not supposed to.
  
  Yes, I have done all this. LOL
- 10/30/2011 at 2:54 AM
  mzsunshine
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  You know you’re a bunny person when… you’re always taking random things home that might make good toys for your buns. haha! I just now realized that my office is a cardboard box FACTORY, and I have a bunch of boxes to make into hidey boxes for them
  
  You know you’re a bunny person when… you ask your sister in college to save all her toilet paper rolls and bring them home during visits so the buns have enough toys to play with
- 10/30/2011 at 2:56 AM
  Monkeybun
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  You know you’re a bunny person when you literally buy a car based on the fact it can fit all the bunny stuff in it.
- 10/30/2011 at 4:31 AM
  Huckleberry
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  You know you’re a bunny person when…. people ask you how the bunny is before they ask how you have been.
  … you simply accept that you look like a hobo every time you walk out of the house because no matter where you put your clothes, you still manage to find new holes in it.
  … you are down to your last $5 so you buy one $1 box of mac ‘n cheese for yourself and $4 worth of veggies for the bun.
  … you do binkies.
- 10/30/2011 at 8:12 AM
  Deleted User
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  You know youre a bunny person when……you go to the mall and always look for petshops….for RABBITS to look at!
  You know youre a bunny person when……you find hay in your sleeves.
  You know youre a bunny person when……one day, all you can think about is you RABBIT!
  You know youre a bunny person when……you understand you RABBIT and nobody else does!
  
  You know youre a bunny person when……you find pellets in your hair
  
  You know youre a bunny person when……you clean your bunny habbitat area better than your own room.
- 10/30/2011 at 2:39 PM
  bwild
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  You know you’re a bunny person when……
  
  ……you clean the bunny room more than the rest of your house.
  ……you spend more money on groceries for your buns than you do yourself.
  ……you find hay in your buttcrack after cleaning the bunny room.
- 10/30/2011 at 2:40 PM
  bwild
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  Oh and Huckleberry, your “you are down to your last $5 so you buy one $1 box of mac ‘n cheese for yourself and $4 worth of veggies for the bun”, I literally just got back from the store doing that exact same thing!! LOL
- 10/30/2011 at 4:33 PM
  amysbunnersons
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  …..you ask the people you know if they are peeing and pooping to watch for stasis……
  …you save every kind of box ……..
  ….the word binky has become a part of your everyday vocabulary…
- 10/30/2011 at 4:56 PM
  Malp_15
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  … you are down to your last $5 so you buy one $1 box of mac ‘n cheese for yourself and $4 worth of veggies for the bun.
  
  LOVE THIS! haha This is me today! I split my last $10 today on gas and veggies haha
- 10/30/2011 at 5:28 PM
  MoxieSox
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  You have an enormous stash of toilet paper rolls and various sized boxes.
  You don’t mind picking rabbit poop up with your hands.
  When something makes your day, you say it’s “binky worthy”
- 10/30/2011 at 5:44 PM
  Stickerbunny
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  rofl I could so see myself doing that Huckleberry
  
  … you hear something fall on the floor and look around for who is thumping
  … you cannot get your black clothes to stay black due to all the WHITE fur that seems to magically appear on it, no matter how much you clean off
  … your house no longer smells like air freshener, it smells like hay!
  … your crisper is full of veggies, but you aren’t allowed to eat any of them because they are for the rabbit
  … you get excited to buy something that makes cleaning up litter boxes even easier
  … you find yourself having to explain that the phone books, toilet paper rolls and various other paper items really DO belong in the middle of the floor, really when someone asks why there is so much garbage around
- 10/30/2011 at 6:40 PM
  bunnyfriend
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  Hahaha love this thread
  
  … when you have to return your Didion’s Slouching Towards Bethlehem book to your high school english teacher with nibbles and teeth marks lining each and every side because your rabbit STOLE it from your backpack and decided it was tasty. Secretly you’re thinking “Ha! Hated that book, Wilbur you’re a genius at least somebunny made good use of it!”.
  … when your iPod, Blackberry, and computer’s pictures are 90% of your rabbits
  … when your room is no longer yours anymore
  … you’ve put stuff on your Christmas wish list for your rabbits
- 10/30/2011 at 6:52 PM
  Huckleberry
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  … you’ve put stuff on your Christmas wish list for your rabbits
  
  Haha yep, im asking for NIC cubes this year to add on to her already massive jungle gym.
  
  How about, you know youre a bunny person when… you start to get used to that little hair that is stuck on the back of your tongue that you inhaled during a snuggle fest (anyone else? ive been trying to get that sucker off my tongue for a week!)
- 10/30/2011 at 8:09 PM
  LoveChaCha
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  -Your PIC (person in charge) greets you as “The bunny lady,” when you get on for work.
  -One of your coworkers magically knows when you are buying lettuce (even if you don’t go in their line)
  -When all your drunk coworkers try to friend your rabbit on facebook and decline all of them
  -You put away $5 a week for emergency bunny funds
  -Your dad freaks out at how much you spend online for hay (“BUT shes picky!”)
  -Hay is everywhere in the house/apartment
  -baby talking is an everyday thing
  -The rabbit’s litterbox is more clean than the human’s bathroom
  -You tell your boyfriend that the rabbit is part of the package.. and he’s fine with it.
- 10/30/2011 at 11:11 PM
  bunnyfriend
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  -The rabbit’s litterbox is more clean than the human’s bathroom
  -You tell your boyfriend that the rabbit is part of the package.. and he’s fine with it.
  
  Both are true for me!
  
  Huckleberry: Hahahahah the fur sticks to my face and sometimes goes up my nose ): but it’s so unavoidable, of course unless I decided to stop snuggling my face into the bunnies’ fur lol.
- 10/31/2011 at 12:16 AM
  Tipsy Bunny
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  MoxieSox I love that phrase! Binky worthy I am totally using that!!!
  
  And Stickerbunny That thumping thing happened to me just a moment ago! My ipod slipped out of my pocket when I lifted my jeans off my bed and hit the floor and I couldve sworn my fabbit thumped so I whipped around to see what was wrong, and she was just in her litterbox. haha
  
  Awesome to see so many great responses, you all have such funny little stories!!!
- 10/31/2011 at 1:09 AM
  TaraMichele
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  You come home and have to access for any damages not excluding controllers sheets and the latest for me the bag of litter which aparrently makes a great toy
  
  You go to multiple stores for veggies because One has good lettuce but the other has good parsley
  
  Your alarm clock has become obsolete because you’re on bunny time
- 10/31/2011 at 6:08 AM
  Huckleberry
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  You go to multiple stores for veggies because One has good lettuce but the other has good parsley
  
  I get into debates with people over who has the best produce.
- 10/31/2011 at 7:29 AM
  LittlePuffyTail
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  The floor at your horse’s barn is cleaner than the floor in your rabbit room…and you’re totally okay with that.
- 10/31/2011 at 12:39 PM
  amysbunnersons
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  you want a snack but since it will crinkle and its not good for the bunnehs, you decide not to have it
- 10/31/2011 at 2:03 PM
  bullrider76543
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  … you have a nice $500 wireless surround sound system but you cant turn it up cause the noise might scare your bunny
- 10/31/2011 at 5:27 PM
  Tipsy Bunny
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  TaraMichele, The alarm clock is so true!!! my class is at 11, but does bun know that? Nope, play time is at 6am, bright and early!
  
  And LittlePuffyTail, I totally understand, my totem pole of cleanliness is, My Clothes Off Floor, Barn Floor, and Bunny Poop On Floor.
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