We have three kingdoms in our house. First is the empire of Bunnylonia, ruled by Sir Lionel Parsleymunch Fleecechewer III. His queen, Her Majesty Roxanne Pickybutt rules by his side. They make many important changes to the kingdom each day, including the shifting of misplaced cardboard boxes, and the addition of fur to everything in their territory.
The next kingdom is that of New Guinea(PIG!). This empire is ruled by King Charles the Cuy, with his trusty second-in-command pig,(and War General) Milo. Milo does much of the ruling when Charles is too scared to come out from under the cardboard box. There are also two others in this kingdom, Bean, who is the royal mop, and Midnight, the royal chirper and danger-alerter. Bean and Midnight could move up in power if they wanted to, but they do not care much for power as long as they are fed to their liking.
The last empire is that of Syriaaaaa….nnn… Hamster! This kingdom is ruled by the solitary dictator Stevie. She is a kind dictator, however, and the peasant sunflower seeds have never attempted rebellion.
The three kingdoms battle daily for a larger share of greens.
(no wonder I never have any time? LOL!)