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BINKYBUNNY FORUMS

This topic has 14sd replies, 13 voices, and was last updated 14 years, 4 months ago by bunnytowne.

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- 12/25/2011 at 9:12 AM
  bunnyfriend
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  What would be the first conversation you would want to have with your rabbits?
  
  I would tell Wilbur that she can trust me, that I don’t think she would make a tasty snack, and offer a deal to trade craisins for cuddle time.
  
  I would ask Totoro why he doesn’t use the litter box and kindly explain him that it would make my life so much easier if he did. I would also tell him that he’s safe in the house so he doesn’t need to worry about every sound he hears.
- 12/25/2011 at 9:51 AM
  LoveChaCha
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  That I am not a mean slave. Please don’t foot flick me, because you are so spoiled, precious, and loved. I may want to pet you when you don’t want to, but I am not going to hurt you
- 12/25/2011 at 10:05 AM
  Mandyyy
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  Hmmm…. maybe I would tell Nava that not all rats are bad… just Nibbler and Bug (they don’t like Nava for some reason). Lol.
  I would also ask if she is lonely, because of her sister passing.
- 12/25/2011 at 10:28 AM
  Michelle&Lolli
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  Hmm….what haven’t I already told her? LOL
  
  I’d ask her how she’s really doing. If she’s bored or lonely. I get worried about that off and on since Eddie passed. Oh…and she’s needs to poop in the litter box ALL. THE. TIME. If she did, maybe grandpa would let her out of her room. LOL I would also tell her that grooming really is for her own good. And of course, how much I love her!
- 12/25/2011 at 11:27 AM
  Monkeybun
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  I wouldn’t get a word in, Monkey would be telling me exactly what she wants me to do, when, where, and how quickly. Queen of the Universe, you know I’m just here to fulfill her demands.
- 12/25/2011 at 1:22 PM
  Stickerbunny
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  I would beg and plead with them to use the litter box and tell Stickers she doesn’t need to be so skittish. Then I would get a long list of demands given to me, including “give us all the craisins”
- 12/25/2011 at 10:25 PM
  bunnyfriend
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  Awhhh LoveChaCha I was thinking the same thing today, I had to give Wilbur a quick foot dunk in the sink because Totoro peed on the wood floor and she stepped in it. She was scared and so mad. I just wanted to be like “I’m not being mean! I won’t hurt you! I just don’t want you to get urine scald!”.
- 12/25/2011 at 10:36 PM
  bunnyfriend
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  Posted By Monkeybun on 12/25/2011 11:27 AM
  I wouldn’t get a word in, Monkey would be telling me exactly what she wants me to do, when, where, and how quickly. Queen of the Universe, you know I’m just here to fulfill her demands.
  
  Hmmm I know a couple bunnies that would be like that…..
- 12/26/2011 at 8:41 AM
  SirThumpsey
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  He would tell me that Stickers called and he wants to know what these “craisins” are and why I’ve been holding out on him….And he would probably demand to eat the whole bunch of bananas by himself.
  
  I’d probably tell him to be nice to our 10 month old and that she won’t hurt him….maybe pull a little fur out but she’s not trying to be mean.
- 12/26/2011 at 8:47 AM
  longhairmike
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  Usako, why did you bite me in the junk?
- 12/26/2011 at 10:53 AM
  BunnyDuck
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  I would tell them that I’m okay really and that I’m not going to hurt them. I would tell Daisy that it would make my job a lot easier if she used her litter box and tell Amy not to nip me so hard all the time because it really hurts. Then I would ask them what they would like!
- 12/26/2011 at 12:30 PM
  aerosmithgrl
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  i would explain that the litterbox is for 100% use. we dont need 20 poops on the floor every day ThankYouVeryMuch! and ask Nova why he pees on my bed, thats where i sleep and if he would stop peeing on the bed he could sleep there too. also ask why he always charges at my dog when she is trying to lay on the bed with us, it is funny but she hates it.
- 12/26/2011 at 1:00 PM
  Malp_15
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  I would tell Tait to stop charging kitty everytime she walks by my closet, It is not “his” territory. I would also like to ask him HOW he keeps getting the treat drawer open and getting the treats 😐 It’s hard enough for me to open. It probably weighs triple what he does.
- 12/27/2011 at 4:04 PM
  Cheddar33
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  Cheddar: Why are you so grumpy? I love you the most, so stop it.
  
  Poopy: You are mommy’s girl and give Meatball a break.
  
  Meatball: Cheddar, Poopy, mommy, and big one (my bf) are not out to hurt you. I love you.
- 12/27/2011 at 6:40 PM
  bunnytowne
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  I would ask Cotton if his nostril cleared up and is he breathing easily. Are you well yet? And why don’t you come on top your house no more for me to pet you?
  
  Cotton would be thankful his lip is healed. Loves his chew toys. and what treats he wants n when. And to top holding him and petting him he likes 4 on the floor thank you very much
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