Okay, I was going to message this to her, but I think the rest of you will get a kick out of it too.
I had a dream that Tanlover lived down the street from me (I have no idea what her real name is, so for the entirety of the dream I called her out loud ‘tanlover’ to her face) and her bun, Tanger, was acting strange. She decided that he was the reincarnation of a different bun and that bun had been abused in his past life, and the best way to help him recover from these memories was a change in scenery for a few days.
So, I offered to take him in for a little while, and she came over and dropped off the bun, an X pen for him to live in, and some food. She said goodbye to him and left and then he started RUNNING IN CIRCLES LIKE CRAZY. I felt terrible. He clearly didn’t have enough room in the xpen, but I didn’t have a room for him to run around in, and he very clearly missed his momma.
I sat down next to him, feeling very unhappy and like I wasn’t doing a very good job. He seemed to sense my unhappiness and stood on his back legs. He waddled to the edge of the xpen that way… and asked if I needed a cigarette…