Dumbest Craigslist Ads (not cruel or disturbing ones)

[kralspace]

Just saw an ad for a free dog. Two photos of him ripping the stuffing out of a couch cushion………maybe it’s just me, but that doesn’t seem to be a good selling point.

[Sarita]

LOL – well, he’s free and that’s probably why.

[Deleted User]

at least it’s truthful

[kralspace]

wonder if he comes with the couch

[MarkBun]

Sorry, the dumbest craigslist ad I ever saw was a woman who was selling one hour of real sex for 5,000 gold in World of Warcraft.

I only had 248

[kralspace]

and she wouldn’t bargain with you?

[Sarita]

LOL Kralspace – yeah Mark, you could have at least asked….

[kralspace]

I only popped off because both my son and daughter are sooooo into that game. Michael helped level someone up or something for someone who worked 2 weekend shifts for him. Oh dear, that girl wasn’t a blonde named Rhonda, was she?

[Zombie-Sue]

How’s this one? I edited it. But you’ll get the idea. xD

 

EDITED BY ADMIN  — This one was a bit too graphic (lots of suggestive details!)  even with editing.   Due to the fact we allow 13 year olds to participate as members I decided to delete it, but If you are interested in seeing what this goofy yet suggestive craigslist ad said, contact Zombie-Sue directly. 

Thank you

 

 

[Monkeybun]

lol.. the 5k gold was likely for epic flying.. no bargaining for that

…that said, does marrying the guy who is farming gold for you count? O.o

[Zombie-Sue]

Did you marry him just for his gold? xD

[Monkeybun]

lol no.. if anything we take turns farming for each other. We just got him hi mammoth, now we’re farming for mine

[RabbitPam]

She left out the part where she’s on the couch and you can’t be distracted by her new dog as he rips the stuffing out.

[kralspace]

I have no idea what most of that was above, which is why I don’t get what my kids are talking about. Even my 5 yr old grandson is way up on levels and talks that way….lol. About the game, that is.

My daughter HATED wow until they started have marriage trouble and the counselor made her learn how to play inorder to understand why my sil loved it, now she’s hooked. I could never get Mario over the first ditch.

Rabbitpam: bbbbhwwwwaaaaaaa!

[Monkeybun]

I never played WoW before I met my hubby. He introduced it to me. I kept seeing him play, and one day I asked him if I could make a character just for the heck of it.

So I did. Made a character. Saw a moth to kill, so I killed it. Then… I found a quest to kill moths. Half hour later I have my own account lol. It’s fun to play, especially if you have people you know to play with

[Lintini]

Lol!!

[kralspace]

so, could Markbun get a mothkiller for 248? 😉

[Monkeybun]

lol! not this moth killer! lol

[Zombie-Sue]

My first ever character was a dwarf named Hetherington, which is short for Lady Heatherington Smythe Hedgerow, and I created him just to be obnoxious (ie: following people around without saying why or who I was, etc) but it caught on. xD

[leyley904]

This one is sad, but it’s incredibly stupid though. It went something like this:
I have 6 rats, 2 adults who had 4 babies. I’m adopting out the babies for 10 dollars, they are cuddly and cute. But, the adults are mean and bite. I’ve had them for a few months and they are not nice at all. I’m giving them away free as snake food. But the babies cannot go as snake food.

UGH! No!!!! They are your pets! Give them away as pets!

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

I need to know…is wow really that addictive? I don’t know anyone who plays but its well known enough I’m wondering-I am the addictive type…would wow be the end of me? lol

[Monkeybun]

I enjoy it, but I don’t find it addictive. Alot of stuff in it CAN be time consuming, but if you have a good life outside of it, there’s really no incentive to drop all that to be stuck in WoW all day long

[leyley904]

Kokanee, do you play sims?
I played WoW once. Some “thing” snuck up on me. I screamed. I was done, lol!

[Zombie-Sue]

It all depends. (:

 

For me, it’s a social thing–I only ever play the game with friends. So. No. xD

[angelicvampyre]

I think we need to change this topic heading to discussion on WOW

[Monkeybun]

Us? Off topic? Naaaah. Never happens. Not once. Don’t you look at me like that….

[kralspace]

well, if you ever see a little naked troll just following people around and staring at them, it’s probably my 5 yr old grandson. (on WOW of course)

[Monkeybun]

lol!

[LittlePuffyTail]

I seen an ad recently on kijiji: A woman selling her rabbit and supplies because she bought him for her one year old and didn’t realize how much work bunnies were.

Why would a one year old need a pet? Get him a stuffed toy! Idiots…

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