F: Helloooooo hoomins!
Me is F to the R to the O-D-O! and I is a bunnay! So I is now living in a duplex with my Bunnyfriend Arya…
A: Frodo… *nosebump* 
F: …with a very hugish patio and a flush greenland…Our servants carry us there a lot…we trained ’em well even though we haven’t had them long…
A: Froooodoooooo… *circles round Frodo* 
F: I is currently redecorating tha duplex, ya know digging in tha litterbox…
A: F-F-F-F-Froooooodo?? *getting into Frodo’s face* 
F: …pushin’ stuff around and using hay as a new type of flooring…
A: FRODO!!!!! *jumps on Frodo* 
F: Whaaaaaaat Arya?!! I is speaking to hoomins!! 
A: Do youzz think my head is too fluffy? 
F: Ehr, noeezz… *sniffles* 
A: Seriously? Just give me some licks on my head…c’mon c’mon c’mon c’mon!!!! *lowers head and stuffs it in Frodo’s face* 
F: mmmokayz then *rearranges Arya’s scalp fur* 
A: Okay okay okay!!! *runs to the window to inspect* Yea yea!! Is puuuurrrrrrty now *hums ‘pretty pretty pretty’* 
F: *muble – sigh – grunt* 
Hoomin: Veeeeeeggggggiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeessss, lovely veeeeggggiiiieeeeeess and treaaaaats!!!!
A & F chorus: IT’S MUNCHING TIIIIIIIME!!!!! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!! *standing up on hind legs and chasing hoomin* 


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