This morning I was sitting on the couch on my laptop. Zeus was curled up next to me getting pets when I opened up the Fruit Rollup I planned on having for breakfast. The second the package was opened, Zeus sat up and got all curious. He scooted in closer, was staring at me, giving me nose bumps, and even putting his front paws on my laptop. I thought he was being all cute and affectionate… until I let him sniff my Fruit Rollup.
The little booger tore off a chunk, shoved it into his fat cheeks, hopped to the other end of the couch, and sat there and ate his prize with the smugest bunny grin I’ve ever seen! Ahhh, stinker!
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And don’t you know it, he had the gall to come back over and beg for more! No mister theif, you cannot have any more!
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What have your buns stolen? Zeus has also nabbed pizza crusts, saltines, tortilla chips, hamster food… and he KNOWS he’s not supposed to do it, because he grabs the biggest mouthful he can muster then runs off!
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Hera has not yet attempted any of this thievery… but it’s only a matter of time before Zeus leads her into a life of crime.
