My name is Hermione – Bun, and I would like to introduce you to my bunny family. Grab a carrot juice. You`ll be here for a while.
So, first of all, like I said, I`m Hermione, the eldest in a bun family of four. I am a beautiful chestnut brown lop girl. I am very sweet and undemanding, a little bit naughty, and I loooove my Mommy. My most favorite thing to do is to sit beside her on the floor and groom her feet. That makes me very happy. Mommy doesn`t get it, but that`s okay. Another thing I love to do is play `bink -a-boo`with my fleecy blankie. I just love to get under it and cover myself all up. Then I wait for Mommy to say, `Hey, where`s my `Miney girl? Where`d she go`? Then I squirm and bop around until I find my way out of my blankie, and out I pop! Then Mommy say`s, `There she is! Bink -a-boo!` That`s so much fun. I could do that allll day! I came to live with Mommy when I was only a half-grown girl, cause my other people didn`t have time for me, and I was outgrowing my cage. So Mommy brought me home, and made a nice NIC house for me. We all have our own little houses all attached together, and Mommy says that when we are all `fixed`, then she`s going to open up the walls, and then we can all go back and forth in everybody`s houses and visit. That sounds like fun, don`t you think?
Okay, so. Next is my `brother`, Cosmo. He is a gorgeous black and white Dutch dwarf x Lionhead. He is so cute. He`s the baby of the family, and boy, does he ever act like it too! Mommy laughs at him sometimes and says that he`s such a bunny brat! He has very definite opinions about everything, and speaks fluent `Rabbit-ese` to express those opinions on a regular basis! (Like, everyday.) Cosmo can do the best faces, too. His most successful one is the `I`m a starving to death little bunny. Don`t I look very pathetic and sad?` HA! Works everytime! So whenever we want extra treats or parsley`s, we just get him to sit on his little blankie and stare out at Mommy with his uppie ears laid straight back and his little face all sad and everything, and we get w-h-a-t-e-v-e-r we want! (heehee.) We`re so bad sometimes. Good thing Mommy never catches on to that! Cos came to live with us when he was just a tiny baby. He was only 8 wks. old, and was living in a barn! A Barn! Can you imagine? He was supposed to go to a school and live with the children in the classroom, but then someone had something called allergies, so they didn`t want him. Then he came here, and the rest,…..as they say, is history.
Now, we come to my other `bro`, RaisinBun. Raisin is a very dashing dark brown and white lop. How can I describe Raisin? Hmmmm. I know! I`ll tell you what Mommy always says about him. Yeah. Mommy says that RaisinBun is kind of like a bunny version of a Bull in a China Shop, whatever that means. I don`t know about that, I just know that he`s really fun to play with, and he`s just about my favorite bun in the whole world! We hang out lots together. He just loooooves to chase the cats! Raisin is famous around here for his abundant kisses. Mommy calls him `Mr. Personality.` He`s such a nice boy. I wonder why someone threw him away? He`s a perfectly good little bunny boy! Sometimes that makes Mommy upset, cause, see, Raisin was found by some people by the river. The story goes that this guy was riding his bike along the riverbank, and Raisin started to chase him and wouldn`t stop, so the guy picked him up and brought him home. Then they put an ad online and said that if no-one would come to get this rabbit, they would put him back outside. Mommy said `if you dare, I will report you for animal cruelty`, and then she went to get him. We weren`t looking for another bunny, but when Mommy got him home, she said `this bunny isn`t going anywhere.` So we got to keep him! Hooray!! Mommy thinks that Raisin was really their own bunny, and they didn`t want him, so they tried to throw him away, but Raisin was to smart, and ran after them. So the guy had no choice but to pick him up and bring him back home cause people were watching. Well, he belongs to us now, and we love him a lot. Raisin is such a nice boy, he even likes Cosmo, who definitely does NOT like him back! Cos has already bitten up Raisin`s nose and chewed up his loppy ears, and poor little Raisin STILL wants to be friendly. Mommy says that things will be better when they are `fixed`, (there`s that word again. Are we broken?)
And now, last but not least, we have my `sis`, LuLu. LuLu is an absolutely stunning silver/white lop. She`s a really friendly and playful girl, an absolute diva, and very loving. Lu`s favorite bro is Cosmo. They hang out a lot together. Well, through the cage bars, anyway, just like me and Raisin, on account of how we can`t be together properly just yet. Lu likes to follow Mommy all around the house, especially to the `fridge`, and she always tries to get inside looking for treats whenever Mommy opens it up, and she looooves driving everyone crazy with her waterbottle! Lick, lick, lick,lick, all day long! Mommy tried to give her a bowl instead, but she just tips them over all the time, lol! So, it`s back to the bottle! Lu is a talker, too. She is always mumbling and making little noises to herself. Mommy thought something was wrong with her at first, lol! But no, that`s just our Lu-girl. Always has something to say! Lu came to live with us when her family was looking for a new home for her. They didn`t say why they didn`t want her, buy Mommy thinks it was because the kids didn`t play with her anymore, and she was lonely, and her then Mommy wanted her to be happy with a different family. She kept her for a very long time, looking for just the right people. When she talked to my Mommy, and heard all about us, LuLu came to us the very next day! We thought it was wonderful! Yay, another bunny to play with! LuLu loves being petted and fussed over, and she just adores coming out to have a playtime. She practically pushes the door open herself whenever Mommy is trying to open it. Mommy says that`s probably because she didn`t get enough `out` time at her other home. I`m really glad she came to live in our house. Mommy lets us come out lots, so now Lu doesn`t need to be sad. We love her lots.
So, that`s us! Oh. Yeah. And we live with Mommy, and Mommy`s kit, Kevin. They spoil us a lot, except that Kevin gets mad at us when we go in his room, cause there`s lots of wires and stuff in there that he doesn`t want us to get into. So of course we run in there as fast as we can whenever we spot the door open, and dive right under the bed! Heeeeee! Mommy says `well, just bunny-proof and you`ll be okay.` I hope he never does. Wouldn`t be the same. His room is soooo much fun, especially under the bed. It`s like a wonderland of good stuff to play with under there. Crinkly papers, lost cat toys, a few stray froot loops. All kinds of stuff. Personally, I like to stay under there for, oh, an hour or so. I don`t think Kevin gets enough exercise, so I like to do my part.
Okay, well, you`re probably all out of carrot juice by now, and I can see Mommy getting out the Parsley for snack, so I gotta go! Hope to meet some bunnies to be friends with on here, so catch ya all later! Bunny kisses to all!
Love, Hermione, Cosmo, RaisinBun, LuLu.