Alright…many of you may be suprised to find out that my darling demonoic spawn of the bunny satan has been transformed into a freeroam bunny. Shocking? I know. She’s fairly good…she pretty much stays away from cords with the exception of the occational temptations that recently has been a unused phone cord and laptop adapter #4. (good luck to adapter #5) Carpet is barely an issue anymore and she’s learned what she can and cannot chew on around my bedroom. (i live in a finshed basemet…I have my bedroom, bathroom, laundry room, and a semi-kitchen that me and her share, its all one big room).

The reason why she is freeroam is mainly because she’s so huge she can knock down her pen and/or drag it accross the room and escape while i’m gone or sleeping. I’ve done everything I can think of to prevent this, but with her being fairly well-behaved its not a big issue. Also, I have RA and can’t exactly chase her down so Its just easier to let her do her thing.

Recently though, recently as in the past 3 weeks, she has taken it upon herself to be my new alarm clock that seems to always go off hours before it needs to. So between 5am-6:30am i am greeted with kisses and digging and the occational lets walk over mom and see if this works technique. Lately though, she’s started pooping on me. Not just pooping, but also peeing. She’s peed on ME 3 times now, and poops on me daily. I have no idea why she just out of nowhere started doing this. She used to just lick my face and run across my head until i woke up. When i say pooping…i mean she opens up and dumps all that she’s got in her on my head. I now keep the mini vac next to my bed.

I don’t mind that shes out all night, because like i said before, this is the only problem she causes. People keep telling me to put her in her pen while i’m asleep but all i hear is banging to get out and eventually the food bowl goes flying, the water bottle falls to its doom, litter goes everywhere and I’m afraid she’s going to hurt herself ramming her head into the side of the pen.Then a big tumble wakes me out of a dead sleep and she’s ran off under the bed.

I also suspect that she may be jealous of my uncle’s new dog, who seems to love me for some reason. Lulla and her get along fairly well, they enjoy chasing each other and the dog is now afraid of the big bad bunny. The dog isin’t down here at night, the door to upstairs is closed and the only reason why the dog comes down here is because she won’t shut up and stop whining to come down. She does like to roll on my bed, but usually lulla chases her off.

Does anyone have any idea what I can do besides putting her away at night seeings how that fails miserably? Maybe she does it because she likes me, but it doesn’t make me like her very much especially at 5 in the morning when I’m very tired and cranky and stiff not to mention lol There are no doors down here, so that’s out.  Any ideas?