The buns haven’t had as much one on one time with me since all of this stuff started going down 3 weeks ago. For this I am sorry to them, but they understand.
Kibou hadn’t had a nice cuddle with me in a while…she’s become such a white puffball it’s incredible ; she has way more hair than Yuuki did at the same age (she’s a Lionhead, 6 months old, hasn’t started shedding out yet).
She’s also become quite the Diva lately with hormones raging…
Additionally, she was quite bonded to Nick…who, well, isn’t here anymore 
Anyway, so I snaked my hands into the cage and got her by surprise
No projectile pissing on me this time! Grabbed the little fart and lo and behold she had a big poop stuck in her white fur on her belly…Bah, so I carried her to the garbage can and grabbed the scissors and just cut the section of poop fur off…it was still wet so the kleenex smeared it.
Thennn…I brought her over to my new cute little blue couch I bought for myself and sat down, grabbed the brush and brushed the beejesus out of her; she kept digging on me, I guess she enjoyed it, and then after I took out a bunch of hair, I just sat there petting her…she sat, patiently, and then started to purr/chatter! I was like, ‘Aw…you do like me…’
Anyway, pet her and watched TV for 10 mins or so, then decided I was going to do a Kibou photoshoot…put her one the couch to get the camera, came back and she jumped forward a few steps… and…
PEE. PEE ON MY NEW COUCH!!!!!!
I looked at her and said “Good god, woman, you couldn’t wait 2 seconds?” got some dry and wet paper towel and tried to get as much as possible…I just pray it doesn’t stain! My new couch is so cute!
Anyway, her photoshoot has been postponed, obviously…but…yeah…
Cute story I thought.