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BINKYBUNNY FORUMS

This topic has 10sd replies, 10 voices, and was last updated 17 years, 8 months ago by babybunsmum.

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- 12/24/2007 at 9:47 PM
  osprey
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  One of our Rabbit Haven volunteers came up with this one.
  
  On the first day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  A pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the second day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the third day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the fourth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the fifth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the sixth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Six bunny binkies,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the seventh day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Seven sweet kisses,
  Six bunny binkies,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the eighth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Eight big arm scratches,
  Seven sweet kisses,
  Six bunny binkies,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the ninth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Nine gnawed on packages,
  Eight big arm scratches,
  Seven sweet kisses,
  Six bunny binkies,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the tenth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Ten nose nudges
  Nine gnawed on packages,
  Eight big arm scratches,
  Seven sweet kisses,
  Six bunny binkies,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the eleventh day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Eleven cordless lights,
  Ten nose nudges
  Nine gnawed on packages,
  Eight big arm scratches,
  Seven sweet kisses,
  Six bunny binkies,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
  
  On the twelfth day of Christmas my bunnies gave to me,
  Twelve minutes of snuggling,
  Eleven cordless lights,
  Ten nose nudges
  Nine gnawed on packages,
  Eight big arm scratches,
  Seven sweet kisses,
  Six bunny binkies,
  Five big THUMPS,
  Four vet bills,
  Three chin rubs,
  Two chewed cords,
  & a pile of bunny poop under the tree.
- 12/25/2007 at 10:47 AM
  LittlePuffyTail
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  18092 posts
  That’s freakin awesome!!!! It’s all so like my buns!
- 12/25/2007 at 10:58 AM
  Sarita
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  18851 posts
  Very ctue :~)
- 12/25/2007 at 12:54 PM
  Scarlet_Rose
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  4293 posts
  Haha that’s cute!
- 12/25/2007 at 2:01 PM
  Gravehearted
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  2428 posts
  ooo that’s funny!
- 12/25/2007 at 3:03 PM
  Lisa_43
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  1499 posts
  You got to love that one, what a crack up. LOL
- 12/25/2007 at 5:44 PM
  Ash
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  165 posts
  that’s really cute. I love old rhymes and stories transformed into a different subject.
- 12/25/2007 at 7:41 PM
  bigsis7
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  732 posts
  That is so cute! Sounds like the rabbit I am pet sitting! Except more like a mountain of poop under the tree!
- 12/26/2007 at 7:54 AM
  babybunsmum
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  3896 posts
  very funny! i giggled the whole read thru
- 12/26/2007 at 9:02 AM
  Beka27
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  16016 posts
  YAY!!! that’s spectacular! reminds me of my christmas.
  
  yesterday when we got home from doing the family thing, Mike fed Meadow her salad (later than usual b/c we hadn’t been home) and she shoved her dish to the far side of the cage, and gave us the "butt".
  
  she ate a bite of endive and thumped.
  
  she ate a bite of collards and thumped.
  
  she ate a bite of carrot top and thumped.
  
  she was MAD!!!
- 12/26/2007 at 9:44 AM
  babybunsmum
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  3896 posts
  lol beka! i got the same from baby bun this past saturday morning. the dog & i had slept over night at my step brother’s place after a night of fondue & red wine. i had to close baby’s bedroom door when we left so she wouldn’t tear my place apart in our absence & she was NOT pleased i n the least. she was also thumping mad & didn’t eat all of her salad as usual. instead she furiously tore strips of phone book & made a big mess. gotta love ’em!
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