Spaceship lands in my back yard

[carrythehare]

and out walks a humanoid-looking alien with long, beautiful, furry ears, and big feet,  and a twitching nose.   S/he says “I’m from the planet Zorcon,  in the Rabbit Nebula.  We have come to your planet to study atmospheric conditions,  seismic activity,  and get some fresh salad.”  

“You are in luck,” I say.  “I always have fresh salad on hand.”

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[Sage Cat]

The Zorconion binkys in happiness of finding Fresh Salad!
Carry the hare begs the Zorconion to take her to Zorcon!

[carrythehare]

and carrythehare would jump on the ship at the first invitation. But no, Carrythehare would run in the house and get Pepperoni and Fuzzy to take them on the spaceship. But no, Carrythehare would leave a note so that family and landlord would know what happened. But no, Carrythehare would post a notice on BinkyBunny forum to let every bunny lover inn the universe know what happened. And everyone would look out their window and wave to the zirconian ship as it passed by. And all zirconians, except for the pilot, would wave to all the pro-bunny earthlings waving at them. Meanwhile, all the pro-bunny earthlings would be shouting, “we have fresh salad, oh zirconians. We have fresh salad!”

[Lightchick]

I’m such a cynic…I’m thinking it’s all a ruse, and I’d leave my bunnies at home, just in case the Zirconions are cannibals.

Hey, they tell kids not to get into strangers’ cars…I wouldn’t send my babies into a strange spaceship without some serious investigation first!

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