Rabbit humour

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

 

Reprinted from http://www3.telus.net/raisinghouserabbits/rabbit_humour.htm

 

Q: How do you know when there’s a rabbit in your bed?

A: You can smell the carrots on his breath.

 

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A: Unique up on it.

 

Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A: Tame way. Unique up on it.

 

Q: What’s the best way to catch a wild rabbit?

A: Stand in the woods and make a sound like a carrot.

 

Q: What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A: A receding hare line.

 

Q: How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

A: Look for gray hares.

 

Q: Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?

A: I believe he’s eating your lettuce.

 

Q: What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?

A: A honey bunny.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A:  harenet.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A:  pip squeak.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?

A: An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

 

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A:  berry bubbly bunny.

 

 

Q: What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?

A: One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

 

 

Alabama, Tuscumbia: Its against the law to have more than eight rabbits per city block

 

North Carolina: It is against the law for a rabbit to race down the street.

 

Wyoming: You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit

 

[Beka27]

ROTFLMAO!!!

[jerseygirl]

He he he! Or should I say “hare hare hare!” ? *much eye rolling*

Ok, a challenge people! Use some of those classic joke starters to make up your own rabbit joke. 
 

For example:
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?
A rabbit walked in to a bar and…………

……….and so on……..

[jerseygirl]

Here’s my attempt.

How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the light bulb. One to disapprove how long it took 1st one to get around to changing lightbulb. One to disapprove of ladder leaving marks on the floor. One to binky around the new ladder jungle gym. One get rid of/demolish the cardboard box that the lightbulb came in.

Ok, so not so good an attempt but gotta admit, the thought of a rabbit changing a lightbulb in itself is rather humorous!

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