My Mummy told me this

[Sr. Melangell]

She said “Olly, if we had lots of big coins and money notes.” Which we don’t and I know because I get 1 treat every 2 weeks when money goes in an account for Mummy’s food, because Mummy don’t have job because she can’t see good or walk far, but we manage, its better than being rich she said, because you can enjoy little things and they are a big surprise treat, That’s what My Mummy’s Grandma told her and its true, I enjoy a bit of a banana every 2 weeks or a few raisins, you enjoy it more, rather than everyday, like if you humans have sweets once a fortnight you enjoy it more, if its everyday its not a treat, well she said this… “If we did have a lot of big coins and money notes, Olly you would have a beautiful home near our friend, so he can come to see you, with rooms which are so special, just for you my special Prince and not to impress anyone, just for Olly.” she showed me some pictures.

 

This would be my Olly bedroom, I would chew that rug and sleep on it, rather than the bed.

Here special people would make my breakfast and treats on demand.

Here I would chew the morning paper before anyone got to read it.

Here Mummy could sit on one of these seats and have a coffee while a groomer brushed my fur, or did my pedicure and manicure.

This is just a big dream I know and we have to accept what we have in life.

Bunnies, what would your Mummy or Daddy do for you if they had lots of big money like they won an endless amount of money?

Humans, what would you do?

Oh and before we forget.

A 24 karat gold (Carrot, I like that.) Litter tray, I have used a human litter tray before, simple, but I would need someone to flush it for me, I haven’t worked out how to do that yet.

[LongEaredLions]

Haha! Olly has big dreams!
I think my bunnies would just wish for lots of nanners, blankets and for the vaccuum to never come around.

[Sr. Melangell]

LEL this is Olly, I used to be very scared of the Vacuum cleaner and show it the whites of my eyes, I got used to it, it was an old cylinder one and I would sit on it when my Mummy did the carpets, it would stop and I tried to help Mummy by giving it a little kick, but it stopped working one day and Mummy had to buy the best vacuum she could afford at the time and its an upright, I run round and when it goes into the corners to clean, I try to look underneath to see i its doing its job, hmm nanners sound nice.

[Odette]

You are a brave bunny, Olly.

Odette is still a little girl. She’s scared of the vacuum. I think she’d like all the wood and tapestries in your dream mansion.

[Luna]

I’d be afraid of not being able to find Luna for 3 days if we lived in a house that big!…Proudly, Luna is the only pet in the family who is not afraid of the vacuum. Sometimes she attacks it if I get too close.

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