If my bunny were human… (fill in the blanks game)

[LittlePuffyTail]

Copy and fill in the blanks. Really take the time to think about your rabbit’s personality and what type of person he/she would be. It took me a while to think of the perfect answers for my buns. Post a pic too!

 

STORMY

If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a high-profile lawyer and spend most of his earnings of said profession on home security. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of boxing, for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by alphabetizing his cd and dvd collection and indulging in his guilty pleasure of romantic poetry.

BINDI LOO

If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a demolition supervisor and spend most of his earnings of said profession on home renovations. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of hurdle racing, for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by lounging by the pool and indulging in his guilty pleasure of  imported chocolate confections.

OLIVIA

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a model/actress and spend most of her earnings of said profession on lavish home accessories. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of gymnastics, for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by staying up late watching chick flicks with the girls and indulging in her guilty pleasure of Double Espressos.

 

[kimberleyanddarren]

Hopscotch
If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a social worker and spend most of his earnings of said profession on Daxter. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of swimming, for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by lying on the grass watching the clouds and indulging in his guilty pleasure of chocolate buttons!

Daxter
If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a accountant and spend most of his earnings of said profession on Gadgets. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of running, for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by going for a long jog and indulging in his guilty pleasure of a good crime novel

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

Rupert

 

If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a Engineer and spend most of his earnings of said profession on fine dining. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of baseball (he’s a pitcher), for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by Spending quiet nights at home watching movies and indulging in his guilty pleasure of take out food.

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Kahlua

If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a model and spend most of her earnings of said profession on designer clothing. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of Short distance sprintingfor which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by Lounging around and indulging in her guilty pleasure of seeing two men at once.

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Chuck

If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a Child-care worker and spend most of hisearnings of said profession on charity. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of excavation for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by hanging out with friends and indulging in his guilty pleasure of gossiping.

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[(dig)x(me)x(now)]

If my bunny were a human, he would be a master pastry chef because of his innate ability to find the sweetest tasting things anywhere!

[kimberleyanddarren]

wow Kahula is a sl*t hehehe

[LittlePuffyTail]

indulging in her guilty pleasure of seeing two men at once.

hahahaha

[bunnytowne]

Yeah Kahlua in her lingerie. Hehehe.  

Ruby would be a very dainty  model and actress. . She is very elegant and has such graceful moves. o relax she would stretch out on the cool tile floor.

Cotton would be a boxer. He is very good at it. Boxing all the other bunnies. And home redecorating. To relax he hangs out in his architecturally natural looking  cardboard box.

Honey Bun he would be great psychologist. HE snuggles up and listens. To relax he snuggles up too.

[JamieM]

Layla
If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a member of her local SWAT team and spend most of her earnings of said profession on her own posh luxury condo. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of the triathalon for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by tidying up her home and indulging in her guilty pleasure of kissing the boys and running away.

[MarkBun]

Maryann

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a Dominatrix and spend most of her earnings of said profession on new furniture. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing her sport of hide and seek for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by finding a nice, shady spot and indulging in her guilty pleasure of raisins.

Dono

If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a bouncer and spend most of his earnings of said profession on Hairstyling products. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of paintball for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by going to a bar and indulging in his guilty pleasure of flirting with the ladies.

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

ROTFL Maryann would SO be a dominatrix!!

[kimberleyanddarren]

LOL Kahula and Maryann should get together!!

[jerseygirl]

 JERSEY

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a landscaper and spend most of her earnings of said profession on the maids wages. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of gymnastics, for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by getting regular massages and indulging in her guilty pleasure of eating chocolate.

 

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[jerseygirl]

and……….

If I was a bunny…I would be a chewer, I’d enjoy pulling things apart. I would be protective of my space and like spending time alone and come out for company when it suits me.  I would be obsessed about personal cleanliness but more slack about habitat cleaning.  I’d binge on the foods that were least healthy for me but generally keep to a healthy diet.  My binkying would be very occasional but when the mood strikes, I’d go crazy!

[JamieM]

Posted By jerseygirl on 08/16/2008 6:36 PM

 JERSEY

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a landscaper and spend most of her earnings of said profession on the maids wages. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of gymnastics, for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by getting regular massages and indulging in her guilty pleasure of eating chocolate.

 

Ha.  The maid’s wages…does that mean you’re going to be getting a pay increase?    I love that little picture of Jersey Girl! 

[LittlePuffyTail]

I really enjoyed reading all of these! It’s funny how unique these little buggers really are!!!

[kimberleyanddarren]

it sure is, if i was a bunny i would be a chewer, i would want what i want when i want it or there would be some serious head butting going on, i would be quite lazy but get random spurts of binkies every now and then hehe

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

If I were a bunny I’d definitely be a dutch breed!! LOL Muchos attitude here

[Moonlight_Wolf]

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a taylor and spend most of her earnings of said profession on sandbox accessories. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport swimming for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by lounging on the coach and watching movies with her best friends and indulging in her guilty pleasure of Ice cream.

[lilmizzsnickerz]

if my bunny were human he would be a ladys man and drive a moterbike and live of money his parents had left him in their will (smudge)
if my bunny were human she would be a snobby old lady looking down her nose at everyone and havign a couple of baths a day( smurf)

[Lightchick]

Lizzy

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a high-profile lawyer and spend most of her earnings of said profession on new vacation homes. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of barrel racing for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by receiving full-body massagesand indulging in her guilty pleasure of….Divas don’t believe in guilt!  They’re deserving of EVERY luxury!

[Cassi&Charlie]

Charlie

If my bunny were human, he would go to work everyday as a demolition and bomb expert and spend most of his earnings of said profession on presents for Layla. On weekends, he would spend lots of time practicing his sport of high jump for which he’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and he does this best by eating takeout and indulging in his guilty pleasure of spying on Layla while she has a bath.

Layla
If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a Houdini impersonator and spend most of her earnings of said profession on herself. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of steeplechase for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by watching TV by an open fire and indulging in her guilty pleasure of wine and cheese.

If I were a bunny I’d by an anklebutter and biter. I’d dig and chew all day long and occasionally binky for the pleasure of my slaves but only when I wanted something!

[jerseygirl]

Aww Charlie, what a sweetheart!

This game’s fun – thanks LPT!

So we’ve got quite a good cross section of atheletes for a Lagomorphic Olympic Games but we need a Curling team – anyone?

[Sage Cat]

Kay

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a Makeup artist – she is a Hotot and spend most of her earnings of said profession on redecorating. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of Discus Throw, for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by lounging by the pool and indulging in her guilty pleasure of blueberrys.

Winston

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a sculptur and spend most of her earnings of said profession on fine dining. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing his sport of the mad dash & turning on a dime, for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by getting regular massages and indulging in her guilty pleasure of tortilla chips.

Sage

 

If I was a bunny...I would be a snuggler, I’d enjoy exploring. I would like spending time with my sweetie and always accepting of massages. I’d occasionally indulge decedent & unhealthy foods but generally keep to a healthy diet. My binkying would be occasional but when the mood strikes, I’d go crazy!

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[RabbitPam]

If I were a bunny…I’d be a silky soft mini rex. I’d lounge on my own couch with squishy pillows that I frequently used to redecorate. I would wait patiently (nap) for my slave to get home early and feed me…anything I wanted. I would binky to rock ‘n roll and groom my slave with kisses.

[LittlePuffyTail]

What a pretty bunny Kay is! Those big dark eyes!

[babybunsmum]

very cute!!!

Baby bun…

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a Dog Tamer and spend most of her earnings of said profession on organic blueberries. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of NIC cube chewing, for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by canoodling the dog and indulging in her guilty pleasure of raisins.

 

Pinky bun…

If my bunny were human, she would go to work everyday as a Stand-up comedian and spend most of her earnings of said profession on giant boxes of raisins. On weekends, she would spend lots of time practicing her sport of couch-back climbing, for which she’s won many medals. Of course, everyone needs to relax and she does this best by chillin on the upper deck and indulging in her guilty pleasure of thumping behind the couch.

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[Sage Cat]

Thanks LPT – I think she is pretty too!

You can’t tell in that photo, but she also has long black eye lashes – she is such a girl!

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