I wish I were a rabbit

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BINKYBUNNY FORUMS

This topic has 10sd replies, 8 voices, and was last updated 16 years, 6 months ago by Kokaneeandkahlua.

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- 11/25/2008 at 4:40 PM
  carrythehare
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  I wish I had big ears and big back feet, and soft fur like a rabbit. Someday, with genetic engineering, scientists will breed an advanced form of humanity by combining the best of rabbits and people. The result will look human, but with big ears, little bunny noses, and big back feet. It will be a race of highly intelligent, yet siilly, people …who eat salads and run away when scared. Peace will reign on earth, and all of humanity will do binkies!
- 11/25/2008 at 4:44 PM
  Deleted User
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  lol..sounds like a good halloween costume to me!
- 11/25/2008 at 6:30 PM
  Lightchick
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  But then you’d have to eat your own poop… I’ll leave that part to the buns, thank you!
- 11/25/2008 at 6:35 PM
  jerseygirl
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  Good point LightChick! Is eating cecals really worth Peace on Earth? ICK!
- 11/25/2008 at 9:29 PM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  Ohhh yes for sure, eating your own poop is really hard to fathom!!
  
  But I could go for getting pampered, eating and sleeping and playing all day long…Sounds FINE to me!!
- 11/25/2008 at 9:48 PM
  Lightchick
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  But K&K, you have to remember how very HARD it is to be a house rabbit! The silly humans NEVER feed the rabbit the proper kind of greens promptly enough, and humans always want to PET the bunny and coo nonsense baby-speak gibberish at them! And if you live in Rachel’s house, people SNORE! There is SO much to disapprove of! You must give them their due respect for tolerating all of our inadequacies!
- 11/25/2008 at 10:23 PM
  (dig)x(me)x(now)
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  Hahaha
- 11/26/2008 at 7:58 AM
  Sage Cat
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  He, he, he.
  I have always wanted a long elegant cat tail.
- 11/26/2008 at 4:35 PM
  carrythehare
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  When the human-rabbit hybrid is created, they will take out the poo-eating part of it.
- 11/27/2008 at 8:57 AM
  bunnytowne
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  rofl now thats funny. NO poo eating PLEASE
- 11/27/2008 at 8:59 AM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  And if you live in Rachel’s house, people SNORE!
  
  *snort*
  
  You do raise all good points LOL
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