Oh those darn piggies get all the attention … mum had that brown rat out … he was biting my pen bars … how dare he!
He is a stinker. Mum is cleaning him out and giving him fresh everything … mmm where’s my fresh hay.
Anyways, mum let me out after seeing to those rats and now I’ll go sort him out … darn lil pig has done poopies near my pen. Well take that … I did a big puddle on the towel near his cage and a wad of poopies. 
But I did have a great day … I went for a bunny nap under Mum’s leather couch … tis nice under there all quiet … Mum was sitting on the beanbag having a nap … he he I will stay here for a while and get some peace from those noisy pigs.
Mum interrupted my sleep … she wants me back in my pen cos she is going out … oh tis nice and clean in my pen .. I hate it nice and clean … oh well lotsa time to mess it up when Mum has gone out … right now i’m not ready to go in my pen so I’ll sneak off and hide behind the other couch … she will never look there. God, here’s comes that nasty girl (grrrrr I dont like her at all) … she has that fluffy duster and is chasing me around the lounge to get me in my pen … take that you duster …. attack! Oh god, I give up might as well go in my pen and have some hay .. that way that nasty brat will leave me alone …. I’m outta here.