HI I am Cotton and I am a chewaholic

[bunnytowne]

I just love to chew. I chewed up the remote control. I chew my cardboard box. I chew my willow tunnel. I chewed up my carrot basket. I chewed up my jumbo willow ball   yum yumm  I chew up my hay.  I have now taken to flippin the rug over on the corner and chewing a hole in it. I used to chew wires. Now I have no access to them except the computer wires. I out grew that stuff.  Besides they have something on them that tastes absolutely terrible.  I like to chew on my wooden baby gate at the door of the living room too.

My bunny mom bought me a grass tunnel. She stuck that big ol thing on MY HOUSE. Of all the places. I hopped in and slapped it. Nope I won’t chew on it in there. Nope.   I dissaprove of this thing in MY HOUSE.   When will my bunny mom notice. Lets see nope I am not going in that cage with that BIG thing in there. Lets see how long bunny mom takes to figure out I dont’ like it Nope don’t approve of this thing in MY house.

da de da de da du dup……. Ahhhhh finally she figured it out. Now she takes it and puts it in my living room playground. Oh yippee. I will do binkies and make her laugh cause I am soooo happy she took that THING out of MY house.  Ahhh thats better I am sooo happy. Binky Binky Binky.

Now I MIGHT go chew on it.

[bunnytowne]

OH and shhhhhh. I chewed holes in mom bunny’s hubby’s yellow shirt. I just couldn’t resist. It was hanging on my xpen for some reason and nope I didn’t approve of it there nope not at all.  Besides he had something yummy smelling on it and I just had to have a  taste it.

[osprey]

Curly Sue chewed a big hole in the skirt of our sofa (my wife was *not* pleased!) as well as a phone cord and several of my shirts.  She can join Cotton in the club!

 

[Deleted User]

Hi Cotton…I am Shadow…I chew shoe laces…but only dad’s. I chew shoes…but only dad’s. If dad had a handbag I’d chew that also…so will have to settle for chewing mommy’s handbag. I only chew wires that cost a fortune in shipping and handling to replace. If they can get it locally…I don’t bother. I love the bindings on magazines…can’t get enough of those. Mom and Dad give me a whole phone book to chew and rip…I laugh in their face and wait for them to get careless with the magazines…my favorite mags are Vegnews and any Karate magazine. I am currently considering putting a hole in the cover to the stereo speakers….just waiting to make my move.. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[bunnytowne]

Hi Shadow this is Cotton. We should get together sometimes and teach each other things about chewing.

[RabbitPam]

Shadow, I am making my way through college selling magazines. How many can I put you down for?

(That reminds me. All kidding aside, my friend’s dog, Pervis, got on a mailing list and now he gets catalogues addressed to him.)

[BinkyBunny]

Jack used to be such a ridiculous chewer addict.   He would get it in his bunny brain to chew this one area in our closet, (in our old place), He could even push open the sliding closet doors! – so finally I got fed up, and I loaded that closet up with phone books, and some packing paper.  It was all nicely aligned.  Of course, I expected him to chew on them, that was my intent, I just didn’t expect the mess he made when I peeked around the corner.  In the video he has really made a mess – all to get to that favorite chew spot in the corner of the closet.

This first video of him getting caught….. 

This second video  is of him knowing he’s in trouble, and  just nonchalantly heads out out of the closet like he’s saying, …”eh…I’m not doin nothin…who made this mess? I’ll just be moving it out of my way while I leave, thank you very much”

Those chewaholics!   Always in denial!

 

 

 

[Deleted User]

Cotton, what a great idea! Just imagine the mayhem we could create combining our evil genius! Of course we would have to work out who would be “the boss”….meaning you will have recognized me as supreme leader….I am sure you would have no problem with that…damn…here comes mom! Rabbit Pam, send mom and dad one of each mag!

Rabbitpam, mom here…cancel that order….funny how your friends dog just happen to get mags in his name…LOL what a co-inky-dink, right?

BB that is hysterical…When ever Shadow gets busted he runs like hell or launches himself off of what ever surface he managed to get up on. He knows when he is being bad. The videos remind me of my first cat Misty, she got in my mom’s closet and proceeded to open and shred a huge new box of sanitary napkins…now the older women will remember the days when they were big bulky pads….so you can imagine the blizzard that came pouring out when the door was opened.

[Cassi&Charlie]

Hi Shadow and Cotton, my name is Charlie and I think I would fit into your club too. My recent exploits include chewing mums phone charger for her brand new phone, chewing mums books left on the 2nd bottom shelf of the book shelf, chewing mummys sweater and the collar of her blazer she likes to wear to work. That one was really funny because she didn’t notice for a while and still wore it, hehe. I have been chewing to a work theme recently because mummy and daddy have been working so much lately, so I also chewed mummys organiser and the crotch out of daddys favourite work pants. That’ll teach them.
I think i’ll have to change themes soon though because I’m running out of things to chew. My new favourite thing to do is scratch on the walls and doors all night because thats when my silly mummy sleeps, even though she should be playing with me.

[Deleted User]

Hello Shabow and Cotton AND Charlie I shall make my way in I chew EVERYTHING BUT CORDS my mommy has at least ten holes in her sheets now have to got shopping as all her shirts now have holes in them, had to buy a ruler (they don’t taste to good)bed frame and dresser have PLENTY of knicks in them…lol

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[Deleted User]

Hi everyone … my name is Luey and I don’t really chew a lot of stuff up … Does not mean I can’t join the Club?   But I love re-arranging things … Mum puts all her CD’s and DVD’s under the tv cabinet … I like to hid in behind the CD’s and when she is not looking I knock them all over .. she goes nuts !

But I do like to chew up Mum’s daughter’s projects and homework … that’s about the only thing I like to put holes in .  I don’t like her very much either  so that way she has to do it all over again or she will get a low mark  .  Oh well, serves her right … she leaves it around on the floor in my way.

 

 

[kimberleyanddarren]

hopscotch started chewing his hutch door but im not to fussed because its safe for him and i can easily get another hutch, but other than that he doesnt chew anything, Daxter likes to dig at the corners of the room but no chewing!

[Deleted User]

Luey…..awesome bit of mayhem…we need creative thinkers like you…welcome to the club. Willow…nicks in furniture…good one! Charlie…love the crotchless work pants…genius!

Hopscotch, Dexter…you guys need to up your game…you are too good!  Come on guys…you can do it!

[kimberleyanddarren]

! dont be encouraging them *covers ears* hehe 

 

oh just a note, i have always found that they dont bother to chew when they have something more interesting, in my case they both LOVE it when i give them an old phonebook  (or here we have a big store called ‘Argos’ and they give free catalogues so i usually pick one up from their stores every week and give them oen of those either) and i squeeze some cucumber down the middle of the pages and so the whole thing smells yummy, they love shredding it and tearing it apart the smell keeps them more interested (luckily the smell doesnt make them try to eat it otherwise i wouldnt do it anymore because of obvious reasons so watch out for that!)

[bunnytowne]

Hi gang.  This is Cotton. Good thinking Charlie. The shirt the crotch of the pants.  Thats a good one. I put lots of holes in Bunny Moms shirt too. She had to throw 2 out and get a couple more new ones. She can’t wear nothing nice cause I put holes in shirts. She can’t dress up at home. Hehee.

OH dear. Bunny Mom put me in the cage. e found a new flat screen monitor screen thing for her computer.  I think she discovered I chewed some wires back there. She rearranged things today so I can’t get back there no more. I had her fooled thinking I dont’ chew her wires no more. Oh I had a good time back there. Bunny Mom’s name is Kawthar. And she got shocked by a wire I chewed too. eheheheh snickers me His Majesty Cotton.

I am looking forward to teaching Her Highness Ruby what to chew to leave our marks.   I think we make a good group.

[(dig)x(me)x(now)]

This whole thread it amusing, but rabbitpam’s comment of the dog on the mailing list really made me laugh for some reason. I’m tired.

[Cassi&Charlie]

Hi Everyone, wow this club is popular. My name is Layla and I’m also a chewaholic. Mummy just got my from the shelter where I had no room to play and lived in a boring cage with no toys but she was quick to introduce me to a world of toys, except I like the cupbourd corners better. They’re so tasty and fun to chew but it really upsets mummy for some reason. I also love pulling her milk cartons from the recycling bin and munching on them because they smell yummy. Unfortunately mummy always rinses them before putting them in the bin so they don’t taste like milk.
I love to chew everything cause it’s all new and I want to see what tastes good but mummy gets stressed and stalkes me around the house, I think she’s worried that the bunny proofing for Charlie, who is usually a good bunny, wont work for me…and she’s right!

[Lightchick]

Hello, I’m Lizzy-Diva-Bunny! And normally I say “MEH!” at chewing, because I’m busy plotting world-domination! But my mother gave that wretched water-spray-bottle to her BF to torture that upstart Thumper with, so I have free-reign! And I don’t particularly CARE about chewing, but I’m gonna chew the legs on the dining room table…and the chairs…anyway! Because I can! And she can’t stop me! No water! HAAA!!!

Mwah, ha, ha! My evil plan progresses apace….!

[Cassi&Charlie]

Lizzy-Diva-Bunny, I think you and I will be friends – Charlie

[Deleted User]

Wow Cotton, look what you have started. Soon the sounds of chewing will spread round the world! Lizzy Diva…love your ambition.

[JamieM]

Hi.  My name is Layla too.  …and mom thought she was original.    I’m just discovering my chewing as a new passtime and even though mom tries really hard to stop me, I’m constantly thwarting her efforts.  A few weeks ago, I chewed mom’s work pager cause it beeps in the middle of the night and scares the bejesus out of me.  Plus, after that, mom leaves and no bunny wants to be lonely!  I’ve been trying to chew mom’s favorite shoes but she caught on and hid them so until she forgets again, I’ll have to file that away in the debauchery to be performed later category.  Also, my favorite little bit of mayhem is taking my apple stick and dragging it on the walls of my bunny condo at 5am until mom wakes up and feeds me.  Silly mom…  she thinks she can out-smart me, well I’ve got news for her!  Recently I peed in mom’s dirty laundry but I’m just waiting to pee on her freshly laundered clothes to make mom’s face really get red.  My all-time favorite, absolutely can’t-be-beat thing to chew on is my mom!  She always makes this screech that at first scared me but now makes me laugh.  Of course when she turns her back on me, I feel bad and have to give her kisses to make up for it…  otherwise she maybe won’t buy me my favorite red leaf lettuce anymore! 

Can I join your club…pleeezzz?

[bunnytowne]

oh great layla you give us more ideas. yes another member and growing

[Deleted User]

Layla Too…not only can you join, you can give lessons. What a creative bunch of bunnies! Our mommies and daddies will have to sleep with one eye open…hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

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