Goofy Question of the Week – If your bunny was a superhero, what powers would s/he possess?

[BinkyBunny]

Okay, so I decided to start asking goofy questions again. (for those of you that remember, a long time ago, I asked if your bunny wore clothes, what style would they choose?)   Anyway, we got some funny responses.  If you have a funny question that you think could fit into the Goofy Question of the Week format, email it to me and let me know your user name so you can get credit for asking such a goofy question (UNLESS, you’d rather remain anonymous so you avoid the "blame" for the goofy question. whatever you feel comfortable with)

SO THE GOOFY QUESTION OF THE WEEK IS:

If your bunny was a superhero, what title would s/he hold and what powers would s/he possess?

Bailey – "Super Pooper" and her power would be "Fert Boost" (Fertilizer Booster) because she is a bossy girl, and a bit insecure, so she likes to poop up her place good!  She can poop bomb a place making all creatures run for cover, but the deadliest part of it is that there is so much rich nutrient poop, that plants just quickly grow, taking out escaping enemies.

Rucy – "Turbo Thrower" UPDATE:  I just had to change it from Turbo Tosser because my husband just informed me that "tosser" in the UK means something  eh…  ….well. let’s just say it’s not what I mean you UK peoples!"          Okay, so back to her powers…yeah…her power would be the same as her name.  She can toss..eh hem…throw her grass ball around like an Olympic Disc Thrower, taking out all those that dare to venture near.   I don’t know if you have ever seen her with her grass ball during treat time on the webcam, but she throws that thing over her head, flings it to the side and wings it forward with non-stop power. One time she almost knocked herself over when she tossed it over her head.  (She was still in super hero training then.)

Jack –  "The Meal Mesmerizer" – and his super power would be the "Awe Factor".  When he is hungry and he thinks he might, just might be getting fed, or at least hope I will feed him, he starts binkying like mad.  It is so adorable and it is what makes "awe factor" so powerful. It takes all my strength to refuse when he’s had enough.  

[sevyn]

Oh man, I don’t think I can come up with anything nearly that witty, but I’ll try.

I think Vicki only deserves the title “Dainty Diva” because in every way, despite her horrible conditions in the past, I can see I’ve created a monster – she’s horribly territorial, self-concerned and self interested and can’t stand having anything out of place. She has to have the best place to sit, all her toys in just the right spots, the freshest greens, the coziest spot for sleeping, and she’ll wait at the door of her cage and stomp if I’m not making good enough time in letting her out. Talk about a brat!
As for an ability, well… she’s not really all that promising skill-wise. I think her most prominent move would be “Hay Hoarder” because she empties her manger at least once a day, if not twice – and that’s a lot of hay – and can make about half of it disappear in 5 minutes or so if she has nothing better to do. I don’t really know what that would be good for, though, except eating all the food on approaching enemies and, if they happen to be buns, I guess this would defeat them due to starvation? Haha!

I can tell I’ll like these questions as they go on, shame I can’t think of anything funnier to say for this one since I see a lot of potential…

[(dig)x(me)x(now)]

Frankie would definitely shoot lasers from his eyes if he could.

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