Some time ago I tried a NEW brand of laundry detergent. I thought my clothes smelled kind of funky, but I thought, maybe this is how this brand of detergent smells. When I went to take it out of the drier, a bunny poop came rolling out. I guess one was stuck to my sock when I threw it in the washer. It went through wash and dry cycles. I am really into bunnies, but adding a poop to the laundry for its “odeur” is going too far.
PS. Yesterday I was washing my hands with a bar of soap and felt a bump on the soap. A poop had stuck to my hand and I ended up washing my hands with it. I really love bunnies, but washing my hands with a poop is going too far.
P.P.S I often trip on bunny poops because they are perfectly round and act like ball bearings. Now I know to look down before walking in certain areas of my house. I’m a fanatic about cleanliness and clean up after Bunnies, but they just pop their ball bearings out randomly and prodigiously. No rest for the weary. Hence, they call me “Room Service.”