To the Tune of Queen’s “Crazy little thing called Love”
This bun called win I just can’t handle it
this bun called Win I must get round to it
I ain’t ready
Crazy little bun called Win
This bun (This bun) called Win
(Called Win)
He snuggles (Like a baby)
In a cradle all night
He thumps (Woo Woo)
He binky’s (Woo Woo)
He shakes his paws like a boxer,
I kinda like it
Crazy little bun called Win
There goes my Winston
He knows how to Rock n’ roll
He drives me crazy
He gives me hot and cold fever
Then he leaves me in a cool cool sweat
I gotta be cool, relax, get hoppin
Go through my tunnel
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long nap on my sea grass mat
Until I’m ready (Ready Kay-Bay)
Crazy little bun called Win
This bun called Win I just can’t handle it
this bun called Win I must get round to it
I ain’t ready (Ready Kay-Bay)
Crazy little bun called Win (Yea Yea)
Crazy little bun called Win (Woo Woo)
Crazy little bun called Win ! 
BTW – Kay-Bay is Kay’s nick name 