1. No
2. No
3. No
4. No
5. No
6. Yes. And as long as they don’t break anything important.
7. No
8. No
I do greet them, usually in the form of “don’t die or escape please” (“ohai nijners, are you still alive?” or “Be good nijners ok?” (nijners is a self-made version of the word “bunny” in Dutch, it’s like “bunners”). Muffin always perks up when she hears me greeting her and Monster is looking at me like I’m an idiot ha. I also talk to them when cleaning their pen in the form of “leave my dust pan alone!” “Give that back!” “Don’t eat that plastic bag!” “Go away, you’re in the way!” “Do you REALLY have to sit right there?”, when they’re roaming through the house (“Stop doing that!” “Get out of there!” “Dude, I almost tripped over you”) or when I’m feeding them food or snacks “No idiot, the food is here”, “Why are you so blind”, “Don’t choke on that jeez – calm down”.
I tend to pet them when I go to bed but Muffin doesn’t get the concept and is like “WHAT is your hand doing there without food’ and Monster is like “*siiiigghhh* FINE then…Okay I’m done bye”.
I think both me and my bunnies are on the other side of the spectrum, haha. :’D