Oh my gosh, I’ll definitely be good this year! Please don’t bite my toes Sterling!

AND A BINDI LOOOOOO IN A PINE TREEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEE EEE E.

Apologies in advance…

Dashing thru the home
Leave all in disarray
O’er the couch we go
Hopping all the way

Berries from puff-tails fling
This is hoomins plight

Oh what fun to be the King

And entertain tonight!

Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Binky all the way
Whisker kisses and long nose scritches
But not while eating hay – Hey!

And a chorus that didn’t really fit the vibe:

Jingle Bells, Cecals smell
Snooze the day away
Grumpy Mutts with Tufty Butts
So put that brush away!

ROFL jersey !!!!!!

LOVE it, Jersey! lol

And now I’m trying to imagine how it would feel if Sterling bit my toes.

Hahaha, jersey you’re a genius ^_^ Love the bunny carols!

Here’s my two cents:

I’m dreaming of a bun Christmas
Just a tree with boxes beneath,
Where the presents hide
All access denied
Let’s save them from his teeth…

I know. !!!!! I’m not really sure where 2017 went except for being an animal slave….
Seriously! NO idea what I’ve done….

I hear you, Vee. At this point I just want to survive until June so I can join the wookie in Canadia.

June?   I thought it was sooner then that.  Maybe Im thinking of April which is when he flys out? 

I thought of Chewie’s adventure last yesterday when I saw this picture on insta. (btw, a cute one to follow for the bunny memes).

I dug up the Advent thread and here is the rendition of 12 Days of Christmas written by LPT, Vienna, Azerane, Gina.Jenny and Q8.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love (my bunny?) gave to me…

Twelve Noses Wiggling

Eleven Angry Peasants (long story)

Ten Periscopes

Nine nommy nom-noms 

Eight apple twigs

Seven shredded fleeces 

Six uneaten cecals 

Fiiiiiiiive peeeeerfect poooooooops

Four carrot tops

Three bin-kies

Two Bonded Buns

And a Bindi-Loo in a Pine Tree!

Also…

Reesie the little bunny,
Had a very twitchy nose,
And if you would ever see her,
you would say “Wow, look at it go!”
All of the other bunnies,
Cheered when they saw that she came,
Together they binkied around in the snow,
And played all of their bunny games!
After all her fun and games,
Reesie was very hungry,
She thought, “Oh, what fun it would be,
To go on a nomming spree!”
So she nommed on some carpet,
And a piece of Christmas tree (Yes, I know it is poisonous, I just needed a rhyme),
And she made sure to eat her carrots,
To get all of her vitamin c!

Good Queen Reesie thump looked out,
On the feast of carrots.
When the buns binkied round about,
On the snow, so crisp and even.
Brightly shone the star that night,
On the Christmas tree,
With all the bunnies under it,
Chewing on the boxees (Trying to make box rhyme with tree lol)

Imagine Reese with little antlers!!!

Okay, here’s another.

Away from all danger
On an IKEA bed
My little Bunny
Lay down His sweet head
The stars in the night sky
Look down where He lay
For my little Bunny
Is now asleep on his hay 

The dawn sky is a-glowing
The bunny awakes
He does his damn best
To get me up, poste-haste!
I love Thee, little Bunny
Tho right now I could cry!
Just stay quiet by my side

‘Til morning is nigh**

**ie. My version of morning, not yours, little crespuscular fluff-butt you!

Brilliant jersey !!!!!

thank you, thank you. That one was pretty much about TimTim. Lol. Except he doesn’t have an Ikea dolls bed.
Last night tho, I was awake myself until dawn arrived and TimTim was super “cuddly”. He kept lying right near me for pets and content to just sleep there too. Usually hell sleep on the floor or at the end of bed and will come up near me around morning.

I was looking at my bedding tonight and became inspired…

O Holy Sheeeets
My bun is madly chew-wing….

#bedroombunnies #dontrecommend  #cannotresist

Ouch, how much damage was there?

I got some Sinterklaas song inspiration (I know, Sinterklaas was 2 days ago and he has left for Spain again).
Along the lines of “Hear who knocks there children!”.

Hear who chews there, children
Hear who chews there, children
Hear who chews there softly on my bed
‘t Is a bunny, surely
Who’s been naughty, surely
I wil call him, call him with his name.

Oh naughty bun, oh naughty bun,
Come here and cuddle with me tonight
And I’ll have some nice treats
Because I’ll still forgive it all

Translated version:

Hear who knocks there children,
Hear who knocks there children,
Hear who knocks there gently on the glass
‘t Is a stranger, surely
Who is lost, surely
I wil ask him, ask him for his name.

Saint Nicolaas, Saint Nicolaas,
Come bring us a visit tonight,
And please throw some sweets
In one or another corner.

Haha! Love it. That is pretty much how I handle Timbu’s “naughtiness” Come here and let me pet you bun-bun.  

Ouch, how much damage was there?

I don’t even know how to answer that. 
Would you like an inventory of the bedding I’ve thrown out over the years? Im not sure I can recall all of it. lol