Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

King Arthur: You silly sod!

Tim: What?

King Arthur: You got us all worked up!

Tim: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.

King Arthur: Ohh.

Tim: That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

Tim: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!

Sir Galahad: Get stuffed!

Tim: He’ll do you up a treat, mate.

Sir Galahad: Oh, yeah?

Sir Robin: You manky Scots git!

Tim: I’m warning you!

Sir Robin: What’s he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim: He’s got huge, sharp… er… He can leap about. Look at the bones!

King Arthur: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!

Sir Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

Um, what sorts of quotes do you mean? Like something a rabbit would say? Or famous things written pertaining to a rabbit?

Dogs have Owners
Cats have Staff
Bunnies have Slaves

LBJ – Lol! Monty approves of the Monty Python rabbit scene.

LPT – I want that on a shirt!

“”Pooh,” said Rabbit kindly, “you haven’t any brain.”

“I know,” said Pooh humbly.”

“You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the apple, I’ll buy you a new car.”

“A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den”

“Do not rely on a rabbit’s foot for luck, after all, it didn’t work out too well for the rabbit.”

“People can lose their worldly goods. They can lose their house. They can lose their car. They find their cat, their dog, their guinea pig or their rabbit and they feel like they have hope.”

“Basically, this is rabbit heaven.”

“The rabbit or hare in Native American folklore is a trickster, as it is in European folklore. Throughout history they often are shown playing tricks, a prankster.”

And my favorite:

“I had a bad dream last night. Do you want to hear about it?”

“No.”

“Well I’ll tell you anyways. I was being chased in the woods by a bear, and you did nothing. You just sat there, and you didn’t do a thing.”

“What was I doing?”

“You were playing poker with a rabbit. And you would do that. You would play poker with a rabbit, while I’m being chased by a bear. But luckily a unicorn swooped down and saved me. The unicorn saved me, not you.”

-Tim Hawkins.

Here’s the link if you want to watch the last one (but don’t do it while your working!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvf9kdovG_E

The one thing I would be Cautious of if using any main stream quotes is Copyright.
Check for quotes through public domain first and possibly given a few days some of the BB members can come up with some original and unique ones.
Like “Your no Bunny till Some Bunny Loves you”

How about : “Man’s best friend? Meet every human’s owner, the rabbit.”

“Have a BUN-Derful Day!”

   “Where’s my latte?”