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BINKYBUNNY FORUMS

This topic has 7sd replies, 8 voices, and was last updated 13 years, 5 months ago by Cupcakesmom.

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- 10/11/2012 at 7:48 PM
  Memarie
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  Found this on the Spoiled Rotten Rabbits Facebook page and thought it was hilarious. It about sums up my experiences with owning a rabbit.
  
  (I’m not sure how to share a link to a Facebook post so I’m just going to paste it)
  
  THE BUNNY RULES
  by 1,000 Reasons To Love A Bun on Sunday, October 17, 2010 at 2:33pm ·
  
  1. The bunny is NOT allowed in the house.
  
  2. Ok, the bunny is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
  
  3. The bunny is allowed in all rooms but has to stay off the furniture.
  
  4. The bunny can get on the old furniture only.
  
  5. Fine, the bunny is allowed on all furniture but is not allowed to sleep with humans on the bed.
  
  6. Ok, the bunny is allowed to sleep on the bed but only by invitation.
  
  7. The bunny can sleep on the bed whenever he wants but not under the covers.
  
  8. The bunny can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
  
  9. The bunny can sleep under the covers every night.
  
  10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the bunny
- 10/11/2012 at 8:27 PM
  FrankieFlash
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  1710 posts
  This should be called “the process of becoming whipped by a bunny.” LOL I got a good laugh out of this, thanks!
- 10/11/2012 at 8:30 PM
  bullrider76543
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  1288 posts
  Lol, OMG sooooo true
- 10/12/2012 at 10:21 AM
  tanlover14
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  3617 posts
  HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- 10/12/2012 at 11:36 AM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  12067 posts
  Soooo true!
- 10/12/2012 at 5:27 PM
  Deleted User
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  22064 posts
  Yes I am finding this out the hard way … I have heard of “P*ssy whipped” … but “Bunny Whipped” ..OMG!
- 10/12/2012 at 9:03 PM
  Mimzy
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  599 posts
  Haha! I love this xD I need to post this on my page
- 11/10/2012 at 7:37 AM
  Cupcakesmom
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  237 posts
  i think we have all been through this at one point or another so funny!!
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