Ok, but in all seriousness, we have a serious bunny hair problem around here! We adopted an albino New Zealander in May, and when he first came home we thought he must be going through a major shed, since his shedding was explosive! But it’s been a few months and we’re still eating hair. I’m very clean, and I’m home every other day and I do the regular household chores on those days. We don’t have kids and the other 3 days a week no one is home. Part of our problem, I think, is that we don’t have a lot of carpet. Our house is mostly hardwood. The hair has nothing to stick to, so it just aimlessly float around the house, and collects in corners. Then someone opens a door and a breeze blows through and suddenly you have hair clouds dancing around the room looking for a place to land. I’ve learned to wipe surfaces with damp cloths instead of dusters and brooms, as they just send stuff flying.
I’ve tried everything. I comb him often, with the comb that has rubber in it and the hair comes out in a never ending fashion, I could comb him forever. I will also sometimes wipe him with a wet face cloth to catch even more hair, but he still sheds like crazy.
Is this just the breed?
Right now I also fostering 2 of his brothers.. 2 more albino new zealanders, so it’s a hairy situation over here to say the least! 
Also, his face is dirty, he has crusty chin hairs from green juices and his forehead is just always dirty. I don’t think he can reach and his wifey is of no use (she prefers to be groomed, not groom).
Any tricks of the hair catching trade you want to share? I used to judge people with pet hair on their clothes, just a little. And now I AM that person! Haha!