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- 12/07/2011 at 4:41 PM
  Sarita
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  Was listening to NPR last weekend and heard this segment:
  
  Haiku Traffic Signs Bring Poetry to NYC streets:
  
  http://www.npr.org/2011/12/03/143053082/ha…yc-streets
  
  While I was listening I thought it might be fun to do haiku’s about our rabbits.
  
  So here’s a refresher about what a haiku is from answers.com (it was easier in their words):
  
  A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons.
  
  http://www.answers.com/topic/haiku
  
  Here’s one I came up with:
  
  Cute Bobby rabbit
  
  Binkys all over the house
  
  Has fun little bun
  
  Now post one based on your rabbits.
- 12/07/2011 at 5:13 PM
  FrankieFlash
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  Noming busy Bun,
  Carrots lettuce collard greens
  what? none left for me?
  
  fun activity Sarita, way better than homework.
- 12/07/2011 at 6:05 PM
  peppypoo
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  honk honk honk thump honk
  thump thump footflick honk thump thump
  nom nom binky nom
- 12/08/2011 at 5:28 AM
  LittlePuffyTail
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  18092 posts
  I hated coming up with Haiku’s in writing class but if it’s about bunnies then it will be fun!!
  
  Stormy the Plushie
  Loves to Binky Down and Zoom
  And give Sweet Kisses
  
  My REW Bindi Loo
  Is A Cute Little Snuggler
  He Flops and Popcorns
  
  Olivia Girl
  She will honk at you big time
  But can be sweet too
  
  Please correct me if I made a mistake with these!
- 12/08/2011 at 12:30 PM
  Sarita
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  Heehee, these are fun to read. Anymore out there.
  
  Sleepy Toffee Bun
  Disapproving All Day Long
  Stretches Out and Yawns
- 12/08/2011 at 2:28 PM
  RabbitPam
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  11002 posts
  Sammykins is home.
  Doesn’t travel anywhere.
  Eats a lot of books.
- 12/08/2011 at 2:30 PM
  RabbitPam
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  11002 posts
  Diva is depressed.
  Wanted nanners for her lunch
  Stuck with hay instead.
  
  (Sarita, haiku!
  
  Poems that I love to write –
  
  Could go on for days.)
- 12/08/2011 at 2:33 PM
  Sarita
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  LOL RabbitPam. You make poor Sammykins sound pathetic :~) Poor Poor Sammy.
- 12/08/2011 at 2:34 PM
  Sarita
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  Pam, it is kind of therapeutic isn’t it…well, it’s cheaper than therapy anyway.
- 12/08/2011 at 8:20 PM
  Huckleberry
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  LOL I love Peppy’s and RabbitPams.
  
  You are bringing food?
  Its fun to run and trip you!
  Why you step on me?
- 12/08/2011 at 8:58 PM
  bunnyfriend
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  2368 posts
  heehee I love your guys’ haikus
  
  midnight bunnies creep,
  softly thudding padded feet,
  mommy notice me!
- 12/09/2011 at 11:39 AM
  LoveChaCha
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  6634 posts
  Chacha bun is sweet
  gives kisses all over face
  then thumps at the slave
- 12/09/2011 at 12:45 PM
  Beka27
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  16016 posts
  Yum yum Maxie bun
  Eat your veggies all day long
  Stop humping Meadow!
- 12/09/2011 at 12:47 PM
  Beka27
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  Meadow:
  My fur is so soft
  No you may not touch my fur
  Stop humping me Max!
  
  (There’s a lot of humping going on in my house…)
- 12/09/2011 at 3:14 PM
  FrankieFlash
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  haha beka I like how yours are tied together
- 12/09/2011 at 6:05 PM
  bunnyfriend
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  “My fur is so soft, No you may not touch my fur” Bahahaha
- 12/10/2011 at 5:26 AM
  LittlePuffyTail
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  18092 posts
  Bunny Butt Stink Eye
  Disapproval Pummel Honk
  Times three is my fate
- 12/10/2011 at 3:10 PM
  Kate Monster
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  550 posts
  Kate, brat bunny says
  I will eat your carpet now
  And poop on your floor
  
  I have doofy hair
  And a mane like a lion
  Spence says: hear me roar.
  
  These are fun!
- 12/11/2011 at 10:07 AM
  jerseygirl
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  22356 posts
  Am Bunny, I Cute
  I poop, poop, poopity-poop
  Still Cute, you agree?
- 12/11/2011 at 12:32 PM
  RabbitPam
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  11002 posts
  Slave went to the store.
  Bought me kale and fresh romaine.
  I am sad no more.
  
  Napping in the sun.
  Bunching blankies ’round my face.
  I spy on the birds.
- 12/11/2011 at 3:47 PM
  bunnyfriend
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  Posted By jerseygirl on 12/11/2011 10:07 AM
  Am Bunny, I Cute
  I poop, poop, poopity-poop
  Still Cute, you agree?
  
  I love that.
- 12/11/2011 at 8:10 PM
  bunnnnnnie!
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  1491 posts
  Zeus jumps on futon
  
  Just to be a naughty bun
  
  Jumps down, with foot flicks!
  
  Where’s the pineapple?
  
  Pineapple means you love me.
  
  I’ll STARVE without it!
  
  Extra crunchy kale
  
  Nib nib nib, it’s delicious!
  
  Eating it all.. quick!
  
  Zeus hates the shower.
  
  I go in and disappear.
  
  Where is the human?!
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