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Let’s try to get to 100, shall we?
Serious or funny. What can you come up with?
100 Reasons Rabbits Make the World a Better Place
1. They are so cute, you can’t help but smile.
2. They make super fertilizer.
3. They are peace-loving creatures and, therefore, are models of how we should all be.
4. Binkies make you laugh!
5. They are vegans so have no part in the environmental destruction caused by factory-farming.
6. Buying veggies for bunnies reminds you that you should eat better.
7. They have a calming effect when you’re stressed out or upset.
8. Wiggly noses are insanely cute and funny.
9. Bunny kisses!
10. They are the world’s cutest animal.
11. They force your house to upgrade to wireless technology.
12. They put you in your place when your ego gets a bit big.
13. They get in tune with your emotions and can tell when you are upset and try to make you happy.
14. When they flop, it makes you want to squeal like a little girl and rub your face in their tummy tums…
15. They make you spend all of your money.
16. They can boss you around, disapprove of everything you do and you love it.
Exactly kral.. she is the only one that can tell me what to do.
17. After you’ve had your bunny for awhile, you don’t think twice about picking up a poop or two with your hands.
18. Your rabbit has her grandpa and mommy’s boyfriend wrapped around her little paw.
19. They cause even the toughest manly men make baby noises at them.
20. They make slaves grow plants for them and slave gets excited when the plants actually sprout.
21. Love
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22. They’re excellent matchmakers for friends: website devoted to them bring friends together from all over the world.
23. Hopping is the cutest mode of transportation.
24. Even their most routine activities are super adorable to watch.
25. hopping is great to do to get or keep in shape!!!
26. they make you more aware of your envirnment…..bunny proofing!!!
27. there is never a dull momnt…even sleeping…..too cute and adroable to be dull!! ![]()
28. They are the first defense against fresh fruit.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w if you don’t get that reference, heh, it was a necessary reference to make)
29. They are the world’s best interior decorators
30. They teach us about what true love and friendship means. When’s the last time you licked eye boogers out of your friend or SO’s eyes?
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31. They help the planet by recycling our paper and cardboard.
32. They never argue.
33. They don’t sass you.
34. They’re good listeners.
I don’t know, Pam… Monkey argues quite well. And boy is she sassy about it…lol
35. they make great alarm clocks ( even if their timing is a tad bit off)
36. they also make good bed warmers
37. even after having a mental breakdown when you get home to them and get kisses it makes you forget everything
38. Their Disapproval is celebrated (and revered) throughout the world…
39. Bunnies are the face of “Cruelty-Free” products. If you see a “leaping bunny” on it, no animals suffered to make the product.
40. Because caring for bunnies is so much work you have less time to spend worrrying about things.
41. They are a symbol of the coming of Spring.
hmmmm…yup I have to disagree with the “they don’t sass you” one! At least where Miss Olivia is concerned.
Honk! Honk!
Sass.. hmmm… Footflicking, check. tail wagging, check. stomping, check.
42. They help you keep your brain active by trying to figure out things like “how the heck did that one lone little poop teleport onto the middle of the kitchen table?”
43. OK. Ok. WHEN they SASS YOU, they don’t wake up the neighbors with their loud voices. OK? (sheesh. So much sass in writing on the internet……..)
44. You never forget to get carrots but once.
45. The ears. Just the ears…
46. They make you realize that you ARE a very skilled driver and CAN drive to the grocery store in the middle of a snow storm if the veggie crisper is empty.
47. They can make you feel bad even when you’ve brought home the freshest, finest veggies in town by taking a distainful sniff at them and going off in the corner to eat cecals instead.
48. You spend a good while looking at produce – looking for the biggest head of romaine there is.
49. You never have a hard time deciding what to spend your extra money on since there is no extra money, you spend it all on bunny stuff.
50. the way they stand on their back legs and look up at you on the sofa waiting for a cuddle [#added by RP
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We’re halfway there – keep ’em coming!
51) They help keep you in shape by having them chase you while you run around in circles around the house
52) They sort your book collection for you – you don’t really NEED to have that Stephen King novel, after all, it wasn’t the best.
#53- They’re absolutely brilliant.
Husband just got finished bunny proofing our cords in the living room so Gabby can be free range in here too. Said brilliant bunny realized my daughter’s little chair was in front of the tv and jumped up into the entertainment center and behind the tv(balancing behind it on the shelf) to look for cords to nom on.
54. They love you no matter what: Whether your hair looks awful or you can barely pay the bills. They show you what a true friend is.
55. Bunnies have been entertaining us for years in books and on TV. Bugs Bunny, Peter Rabbit, The Velveteen Rabbit, and my favourite, Thumper.
56.

57. (not sure if 56 was cute baby or cute feet….lol) love them humongous feet!
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