“Hi, my name is Chacha bun. I just moved into a new apartment with mommy and grandpa.”

“You ask why I’m on the toilet seat? Well.. that is the only place slave can groom me, since she doesn’t have bathroom counter space!! But, she has a nice pink cover on it, so its nice on my butt.. but still, I give her some of MY butt too when she puts me on here.”

“As expected, I was none the less not very happy when I moved from a nice house to an apartment. It meant my play area was downsized.. but, it was good for the slaves. Slave laughed at my thumps and grunts. I was not a happy bunny. I live in a 10 foot by 8 foot sun room, but slave made me a condo last night.” 

“Sometimes, slave likes to get too up close and personal.. she really has a love for rabbit eyes. Is she the only one?”

“She really does love me.”

“This is my new condo. Mom had to put the dowel rods down more because I’m small.. and kind of afraid of heights! She has secured the doors with binder clips that say ‘Crap.’ Is that ironic or what?”

“I’m in jail here. My Aunty C said that I should be happy my mom built me a condo because there are other rabbits out there that are homeless and need loving homes like the one that I have. I should be grateful.” I am..

“Grandpa got mad when slave told him that I gave kisses to Aunty Kelcy. He said “Koucha, you don’t kiss me!!!!!” And he went to give me a roll of MY OWN toilet paper to play with. Om nom nom nom.”

“Giving mom the glare of doom!”

“I decided to hop onto the couch and put my head down for pets.. I never do this, but perhaps it isn’t so bad. Plus the slave puts her head on me gently.”