Kay – “Pets please. No, really, pet me!”
“Did I hear the cookie bag?”
“I’m on patrol!”

Winston – “What was that? Did something move? I’m sure something moved.”
“Yeah, I’m going to need some raisins over here”
“Between dads feet is the best place to nap!”

Lint: “What’s diz? I should move it!”

Mops: “Don’t touch me!”

Deirdra: “Where is de food?”

Neigey: “snarl, growl, thump, honk” (translation: “I may be wittle but don’t you mess wid me!”)

Pepe – “First I bite and then I kiss and no I’m not a vampire rabbit.”

Mango – Thump, thump, thump – “I’m trying to stop this thumping but my leg just won’t stop.”

Toffee – “I’m not disapproving, this is me smiling.”

Peaches and Peppermint – “Don’t look at me, is she looking at me? I’m not going to look at her.”

ChaCha – “I can has more delicious pellets??? PLEASE?”

“Yes yes, gimme pets! I will give kisses in exchange!!”

“Hoomin, stop twying to pick me up!! I know I is cute, but I like all feet on the gwond!!”

“Pet me pet me pet me pet me pet me pet me pet me pet me !”

“Carrots carrots carrots carrots carrots carrots carrots carrots !”

“Let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out let me out !”

Karl: “That’s mine, that’s mine, that’s mine, oh yeah, and that is mine. That thing over there…that’s mine. There you go. Oh, I should go on a patrol and make sure everything is still mine. That’s mine, that’s mine, that’s mine (et.c)”

Molly “Anybody wanna groom me? Like now? Guys? Could you please groom me??? I’d like a groom, please!!”

Freddy “I must dig my way out of this hell hole. Just moving the litter a bit to this side and then I’ll have the right place for my digging. No, wait, I’ll just move this litter pile over here instead, so I can dig. Hmm, no, gotta move it over here, I think. Ahh, now time for some real digging! Oh, maybe I should move this pile over here though”

Maryann: The thermite should be arriving tomorrow and then we can unpack the browning .50 calibur sniper rifles.
Dono: Right with ya, babe.

Echo: “Sorry, Calypso, but whoever eats the fastest gets the most!” *yoink*

Calypso: “Oh, my god!! I can’t believe Echo stole my carrot! I was NOT expecting that! Okay, sure, she did it yesterday and the day before – but TODAY!!… this is a betrayal. I trusted her!!”

Pip: Hey you! Yeah YOU. Breakfast is late AGAIN. Let’s get to it, chop-chop!

Fiver: D’awes…Pip is SO BOOTIFULLLL…. *googly eyes* Wait! Was that a cookie? GIMME! *chomp!*

Mimzy: Zzzzzz…..*suddenly awake and tossing litter box* ….Zzzzzz………

Monkey: “Raisin? Raisin? Raisin now? Raisin? NO TOUCHY!! Raisin?”

Moose: “Food? Nap? EW LITTLE BLACKY BUNNY! EW!!* *lick lick lick* “Nap now? Otay.” *zzzzz*

LOLOLOL!! those last 4 are priceless.

Samantha isn’t taking any calls right now. She’ll get back to you.

lmao….MB Monkey’s quote sure lifted my spirits today, thank you! What a one track mind on that one!

Thats for sure Little Monkey looooves her raisins. And God forbid you try tot ouch her while holding out on a raisin

Fern:
“My lettuce MINE MINE, Thistle stay away.”
“Groom me NOW”
“Why are you disturbing MY beauty sleep!?”

Thistle:
“Food? FOOD? Where? WHERE? GIMME!”
“*Sniff* Fern won’t share the lettuce with me!”
“Whats going on over here?”

Rupert: NOSE RUBS!!! TREATS!!!
Kahlua: I’m uncertain….bug off mom…stomp
Noot: NOSE RUBS!!! TREATS!!!!

heheheh

Right now, I’m pretty sure Benjamin is saying “It’s too hot in here.” My bf’s A/C died, so he’s flopped out against a frozen water bottle.

Under normal circumstances:
Stormy:
“Lap? I don’t wanna sit in your lap. How bout I climb on your shoulder instead?”
“Gimme more pellets, mama.”
“Groom me!”

Benjamin:
“What do you mean, I’m too young for veggies?”
“Aw, I was just following you around. Why’d you have to kick me out of the bathroom?”
“I grooms you! I lub you!”

LOL! Those are hilarious!
Lily: Boo’s wanna pay? Not on my stuff! GET OFF, GET OFF my banky! 
 Boos’: WIWI, Ima gunna hit u! weve me AWONE! HMM U got Sticks over der?

or…………….
LILY: take these gates down (shaking gates violently) Boo’s howd u get in der?
Boo’s: ahhh pece n quiet, NAP TIME! Stop shakin da gates Wiwi! haha ima in here u can’t get me, ima just lay here & tease u!

Usually –
“PlaywithmeorI’llsulk”
“What is that thing you are using? It’s not me, it gets more love than me… Kill it kill it kill it ki-”
“I’mma knock this water and food all OVER the place if you ignore me!”
“Exxxx~PLOOOOOOOOREEEE!<3"

But recently…
“SEXYOURLEGSEXYOURLEGSEXYOURLEG”
“I’MONYOURBEDSOCANISEXYOURLEGNOW?”
“YOUMADEMEGETDOWNBUTCANISEXYOURLEG?”
“MUST…SEX…LEG…”
“LEG!”

LOL! That’s hilarious!

bwahahaha!!! everyone at the office is now wondering what i’m giggling about
pinky’s typical exclamations would be:

“ZOMG foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfood *honk honk* gimmegimmegimme ALLLLL da foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfood. i bites off your fingers if too slow”

“petmepetmepetmepetme… lovemelovemelovemelovemeloveme. ZOMG! putmedownputmedownputmedownputmedown. WAIT! (maybe i likes it)”

“woohoo *binky* i lubs da dooogggie *binky binky binky* soooo much”

“Ah nice, I poop here, poop there, pee here and there…Now I will binky a bit and when I flop you come and give me a nose rub until I get bored of you!!”

Hatter: “hey, I heard movement in the bedroom! That means you only have 30 seconds to give me my banana piece or your in trouble!”

“I have just nudged your foot slave…now you may pet me”

Mocha: don’t you dare come in my cage, or else!

hey hey i am her i am here!

i am to cool for you!

Lulu: pet me please!

TREATS! TREATS! i know you have rasins!

num num dos clothes tast goooood!

Dug- “IloveyouIloveyou, petmepleasepetmeplease! Do you have any treats?”
Smokey- “I don’t know if you are worthy of petting me today….talk to fishy about it and you may be considered”
Rupert- “I’m camping” (in his wicker tent)
Monster- “Bunny butt for you, unless you have treats”
Benny- “Where’s Flo?”
Flo- “Where’s Benny? Please don’t touch me!”
Albert- “Can Dug come out?? Pleeeeeeease??”

Samantha: Why is the bedroom door closed Again???
Open it.
Open it!
If you want me, I’ll be under my basket. What time are you serving the banana?
Why is the bedroom door closed Again?
Finally.
If you want me, I’ll be under the bed. What time are you serving the veggie smacks?
I’m bored.
If you want me, I’ll be under the basket.

Holy Moley! 0_0
Pam, get that girl a whip, you’re not moving fast enough!

*Buttons finishs hopping 1 lap of garden*

thats enough exercise for this week

Eddie – most often, “who? me? what?” “gimme some treats. hurry up” in total disapproving mode – “you may only call me Your Royal Highness, King Eddie” to which Lollipop’s reply is “haha you’re such a doofus” lol

Lollipop – while sitting up on her hind feet – “treats? treats?……treats” “you are the scum of the earth” “treats?” “NO TOUCHING!” treats?” “why are you talking to me?” “Treats?” “oooo….wadda he do?” “treats!”