What does the balding man say when his rabbit dies?
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“I’m experiencing hare loss”

Chuck, Noot and Jersey walk into a bar. As they shook their heads, Chuck said, “I’m blind, what the heck are your excuses?”

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What’s brown and sticky? – A stick.

Two men meet on the streets, one has a Chihuahua and the other has a rottweiler. They talk for a while and then the one with the rottweiler says, “Hey lets go get a drink at the bar.” The other man says, “but it says ‘no pets allowed’.” “just follow my lead,” says the one with the rottweiler. He puts on a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar, the man with the Chihuahua does the same.
As they walk into the bar the bartender says, “sorry no pets allowed.” The Man with the rottweiler says, “This here is my seeing eyed dog.” The bartender says, “A rottweiler?” “Yup, they use them now” the man says.
The man with the Chihuahua walks in, again the bartender says, “sorry, no pets allowed.” The man with the Chihuahua says, “This is my seeing eyed dog.” “A Chihuahua?” says the bartender. The man with the Chihuahua says. “what they gave me a Chihuahua!”

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A. A receding hareline.

Cute jokes everyone! I enjoyed them also! Thanks!

Moonlight….LOL…bad, bad jokes…LOL…

…a stick…