I have had several misgivings about Fang’s sexual orientation lately, and despite his neutering, I believe that he has chosen an ‘alternate’ lifestyle.  This annoys the hell out of my husband Scott, who is reminded of Clay Aiken when he deals with Fang.

In the interests of my fellow rabbit owners, I’d like to post this useful information for all of you, so you can be more supportive and aware of the needs of your potentially ‘special’ rabbit or rabbits.  So without further ado, here are………….

THE TOP TEN SIGNS THAT YOUR BUNNY IS GAY:

10.  He only lets men pet him.  Women get bitten or have pills left in their shoes…

9.  He insists that his litterbox, food dish and water dish MUST be in either matching or complementary pastel colors.

8.  He only comes to you if you call him ‘Sasha’.

7.  He watches Desperate Housewives.

6.  He listens to The Village People.

5.  His hops swish at the hips.

4.  He likes to sleep in your wife’s underwear drawer.

3.  He insists on wearing a purple ribbon all year long, and not just at Easter.

2.  He owns every Judy Garland movie ever made.

And the number one sign that your rabbit might be gay:

He has posters of Peter Cottontail pinned up over his cage.