EXCELLENT PUN!!!!!
Tell me you love D Gray Man, Skip Beat, or Zoku Natsume Yuujin Chou, and we can be BFF’s (Bishounen freaking fanatics)!
Anyway, since you started it, let’s talk Sh**.
I have two bunnies, Smokey and Fang. Smokey is the larger bunny, but his ‘kuso’ is tiny, the size of small peppercorns. When Smokey gets scared or frightened, he poops objects that closely resemble tootsie roll midgies. No lie. It stops when he calms down. He is meticulous,and used to only poo in his box, but Fang has taught him bad habits.
Now on to Fang. He’s smaller than Smokey, but has a larger nugget. His are the size of buckshot. Fang’s stools NEVER change in size, ever. They are always the same, and Fang produces more bodily waste than any living creature I have ever met. I had pigs once, and they didn’t even generate as much crap relative to their own body size as Fang does! It’s continuous, it’s damn frightening! If I could find a cheap way to harness energy from the massive amount of BMs this bunny produces, I could end Global Warming.
And, off on a tangent, I have another axe to grind when it comes to bunny poo.
Pet industries have gone to enormous lengths to provide the proud parents of rabbits with a line of products as abundant as those available for cats and dogs. We can dress them in stupid costumes, buy them cologne, get state of the art play condos for our bunnies, and go blind trying to figure out which treats to buy them.
But no one out there can create a friggin’ poop scoop for the litter box that can strain out bunny doo-doo easily. Can you all hear what I’m saying? Cat litter scoops are useless for the dwarf bunnies, the nuggets just fall through. I had to search through five different pet stores, until I found a scoop that is supposed to be used for IGUANA dung. It works, though, it filters bunny pellets well. The only problem is that if the litter is larger than the size of the poo, you still can’t sift it.
No matter how you look at it, bunny poo stinks.