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- 12/04/2008 at 8:03 PM
  Tami
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  Ok…..my stomach and ribs hurt from laughing……so I just have to tell you guys this because no one, but NO one would understand or find this at ALL funny who doesn’t own buns, LMAO !
  
  This evening I was sitting in my recliner holding and giving pets to our Jersey Wooly, Luke. My husband, Doug, was laying on the floor on his side watching T.V., caddy cornered from my feet. All of a sudden he holds his hand up like he was pinching something between his thumb and pointer finger and said, “What the h*ll ?”.
  
  I kept saying “What ?” like 3 or 4 times because he kept looking disbelievingly at this thing he was holding and he finally said, “I felt this thing hit my cheek and it just stayed there and I thought ‘What the h*ll was THAT ?’ and I picked it up and it was a perfectly round poop !”. I started laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe. Here while I was petting Luke, one of his poops must’ve rolled off my boobs, bounced off my leg and landed on Doug’s cheek and stuck there ! LMAO !!!!!
  
  A one in a million shot if I ever heard of one ! LMAO ! Luke couldn’t do that again if he tried ! BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA !!!
  
  OMG……..Gotta love those buns *giggle*
- 12/04/2008 at 8:28 PM
  BunnyMuffin
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  Oh that’s too funny! What great aim Luke has! It’s like one of those little marshmallow shooter guns, only…much worse. 🙂
- 12/05/2008 at 8:49 AM
  Lion_Lop_Lover
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  Hahahahah! Awesome!
- 12/05/2008 at 9:29 AM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  LMAO That is so fluke-y!!
  
  Have you ever found poops in your window sill? I’d always wondered how they got there-but Dave filled me in last night…It’s from when I scoop some up and throw them at him
- 12/05/2008 at 12:15 PM
  Beka27
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  oh. my. word.
  
  i would have died laughing. i’m not kidding. i would have ceased to exist right there and then.
  
  was he mad, or just like, how the heck did that happen?!
  
  all i have to say is thank goodness bunny poop is solid… ;o)
- 12/05/2008 at 3:35 PM
  hooty22
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  I love bunny owners. When it comes to our bunny poop, we are just like eh, whatever, just toss it in the trash (or at our significant other). Dog poo on the the other hand (GROSS). Buns are the best!
- 12/05/2008 at 4:28 PM
  Tami
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  OMG Kokaneeandkahlua !! I can’t take it !! LMAO !!!!!!
  
  I’ve never found any on my window sill, but I HAVE thrown some at Doug every now and again and then act like I don’t know what he’s talking about when he asks, “What the h*ll was that ???”. I have to walk away, otherwise I’d be cracking up so bad, that he’d definitely know that I did something and I, of course, have to remain innocent LMAO !!!
- 12/05/2008 at 4:35 PM
  Tami
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  I tell ya, I felt like I was going to die myself because I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe !!!!
  
  He wasn’t mad at all. Beka…..in fact he started laughing as hard as I was ! Luke kept looking at me because he was sitting on my chest and, because I was laughing so hard, he kept going up and down real fast and that was making me laugh even harder, LMAOOOOO !!!
  
  Omg…..I will never forget that as long as I live and I will forever crack up every time I think about it, LMAO !
- 12/05/2008 at 5:51 PM
  Cassi&Charlie
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  LMAO! That’s so funny. Tami, I would have died laughing. K&K, poop on the windowsill? I would love to have been a fly on the wall for THAT conversation!
- 12/05/2008 at 7:16 PM
  jerseygirl
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  ! Thanks for posting that story! I knew it as soon as I got to the “All of a sudden he holds his hand up like he was pinching something” part – lol!
  
  “Hey Doug?” Tami says all concerned ” that mole on your cheek looks like it’s growing. I think we should get it checked out.”
  
  AND for K&K
  
  ”911, what’s your emergency?”
  
  “I need the police! My girlfriend is attacking me!”
  
  “Ok Sir, try stay calm, and tell me exactly what she is doing?  Can you get yourself to a safe place?”
  
  “Well, she’s throwing things at me……”
  
  You write the rest!
- 12/06/2008 at 3:12 AM
  jerseygirl
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  OMG Tami! I’ve been on BB so much tonight, but I just had to log on again to say….This is even funnier on the second read!! I musta missed some detail from laughing the first time, but seriously, now I’ve got tears in the eyes, and I’m doing that uncontrollable giggling thing, where you think you’re done, only to collapse into giggles again!
  
  Oh, and then there’s Luke bouncing up and down from all your laughing..a-hahaha!
  
  Ahhh, ok – calming down now. I vote this thread be pinned in the lounge for a little while!
- 12/06/2008 at 3:56 AM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  “She’s throwing feces at me”
  
  “sir…..”
  
  “Yes…manure….rabbit manure”
  
  “We’ll have an ambulance out asap…Do you want to press charges?”
  
  heheheh I must say I was worried the first time I did it…If he makes a fuss about poop I just scoop some and throw some at him!!
- 12/06/2008 at 5:21 AM
  jerseygirl
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  Posted By Kokaneeandkahlua on 12/06/2008 3:56 AM
  
  “She’s throwing feces at me”
  
  “sir…..”
  
  “Yes…manure….rabbit manure”
  
  “sir?…….”
  
  “POOP!” he yells “It’s called POO-P!”
  
  “Okay sir, calm down, I turd you the first time… well have an ambulance out asap.”
  
  Sooooo Lame!
- 12/06/2008 at 12:55 PM
  bunnytowne
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  rofl OH my gosh I turd him the first time too it’s pooooooop. This has completely made my day.
  
  good shot bun bun. Yes the more he jiggles up n down the funnier it gets and the harder you laugh and he jiggles even more and so on and so on and you just keep laughing. Harder n harder.
- 12/06/2008 at 6:01 PM
  (dig)x(me)x(now)
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  Sometimes I wish I could train Frankie to poop on my boyfriend! Well done!
- 12/06/2008 at 6:12 PM
  bunnytowne
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  Have you checked out that post WEIRD yet. Speaking of poop…..
- 12/06/2008 at 6:23 PM
  (dig)x(me)x(now)
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  Haha. Lots of poop.
- 12/06/2008 at 6:32 PM
  Tami
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  Well, the part that really got me laughing hard is when Doug said it “stuck” to his cheek ! LMAOOOOOOOO !!!!! Can you imagine that happening to YOU !?!?!?!?!?!??? I don’t know what I would’ve thought it was at first if it would’ve been me, but it certainly wouldn’t have been a bun poop ! LMAO ! It must’ve had a little moisture to it for the “stickiness” effect……omg…..I just spit all over my monitor !!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!
  
  OMG…..here come the uncontrollable giggles again !! Oi…..my ribs hurt, LMAO !!!
- 12/06/2008 at 6:35 PM
  bunnytowne
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  Alright I just have to add this. Used to have this parakeet. Somehow I trained him not to poop on me. When he had to go he would step off and go or if his wings weren’t cut fly to his cage and go.
  
  Well I met this guy he was real mean to me. Well the bird was smart. He would fly to the mean guy poop on him then fly back to me. Smart bird good bird. ehheee. Couldn’t have pooped on a #$@!tier person
- 12/07/2008 at 3:46 PM
  Tami
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  OMG, bunnytowne, that’s hilarious !!! LMAO !!
  
  I have parakeets right now and I have to say they are my absolute favorite bird. They are so cool to watch…..so animated and funny the way they interact with each other. I had one that I named “Buzzwick” and he talked. When he got to sexual maturity, he would get on my shoulder and grab hold of my ear lobe, holding on for dear life and start “rubbing” his backside on my shoulder while saying, “Gimme kiss, gimme kiss *kissy sound*. I love you, I love you” right in my ear. He would do this until there was a little white puddle on my shoulder !!!!! I couldn’t believe it and thought I was seeing things….thinking…..”Nah….it couldn’t be ! It must be the uric acid from his poops.”, but there’s no way that it was because this ‘stuff’ wasn’t the same consistancy as his poops !!! So yes ! It was what I thought it was, LMAO !!!
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