haha. i used to dump a cup of ice water on Mike while he showered… that was funny! he didn’t like it tho!

Lol, this one may be extreme but really funny lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3XkmpNcSt4 They wont be able to use the computer! But i dont know how it works

We put crazy glue on all the pen points at my moms desk once lol. They were cheap so it didnt matter, but that was hilarious because the pens wouldnt write lol. I just saw that one on youtube and it reminded me lol

I painted my dad’s fingernails hot pink one night when he was sleeping and he didn’t have time to take the paint off before he went to work….

O! i got one! Just saw it on tv. If you have one of those spaying wash hose things on your kitchen sink, wrap some clear tape around the part you squeeze to hold it in and ask him to do dishes or wash bun salad or something. So it will spray water at him as soon as he turns on the water lol

if he sleeps with his socks off, then put a strip of ceran wrap on the floor and cover it in honey, and when he gets up in the morning he gets a foot full of gooeyness!

Or put icy hot on the toilet seat so when he poops his butt goes numb a few minutes later. just make sure you dont sit all the way down or use a different toilet until he uses it lol!

or if you arent going to be home for awhile and he will, set an alarm clock to go off once every 3o minutes and hide it so he cant find it and doesnt know where the beeping is coming from.

Lol be sure to post the pranks and his reactions! I wanna hear them lol

I like the spray nozzle at the sink one.  Also I lke to tie a good strong string around the big toe and tie the other end to the leg of the bed. Leave some line out so he can walk halfway to where he wants to go and gets the line pulled on his big toe heheee.

OH yes I did the fingernail paint b4  and the lipstick too.  The guy was passed out drunk so we got him all feminine.  He never noticed when he woke up.  We taped it  Shoving ham in his nose he never woke heheee. HE  went to the local breakfast place we all attend.  He ordered coffee and took a sip.  He noticed it had lipstick on it and they brought him another one thinking it wasn’t clean.  He checked it and no lipstick then he drank a sip and lipstick then he noticed the fingernail polish ahahaa.  HE left. ahahaa Rather quickly too

OH the shave off the eyebrow too. Another person passed out drunk at our house I put shave cream on his forehead and tickled his face.  He smacked his face and got a handful of shave cream hheeee. They rest of the group wouldn’t let me shave his eyebrow. Have you seen anyone without eyebrows looks really weird. Takes months to grow back too.

Oh do you have a plant called josephs coat?  It is a small ground cover plant.  I pulled this on brandon and my mom.  I said hey joseph left his coat in the backyard (where the plant was)  Mom goes Wha???  We went to look and I said see here it is Josephs Coat.  Mom cracked up.

Another one. My friends grandma was a trip.  She told Janet and me to go look aorund the corner that something was coming.  We go look and come back saying we didn’t see anything.  Finally the 3rd time we come back what is coming.  She said Xmas is just around the corner.

My sons favorite.  I have allergies and was always blowing my nose cause dufus ex hubby left the windows open we had the war of the windows every season too.  Brandon said yeah dad was so stupid hahaha.

Anyway I put on some baggy pants and a big baggy shirt.  i left my pants unzipped. When they were watchign tv I walked in turned my back to them took my tissue and blew my nose and let my pants fall off.   Brandon cracked up he never forgot that one.  His dad said oh my god your mom blew her pants off ahahaaa.

Ohh better yet.  My son would tie a fishline to a 10 or 20.00 bill when his classmates noticed it and tried to go pick it up he would pull the line and it would move.  He did that with his wallet too.  The teacher loved it.

That would be hilarious to do at his car b4 he left for work he be chasing this 20.00 bill all over the driveway while you hide behind a bush.

Is that enuf ???? or do you need more.?

HA HA HA! Evil Girls! Well if you give it you gotta expect it back. I can just imagine you and he in your old age, putting crazy glue on the walker handle bars or embarrassing each other with fake flatulence noises!

Did you keep any of the bun chewed cords? Maybe you could replace the good one’s with the bad and have him think they’ve chewed all of them in one day. You could film him making the discovery then play it back to him over and over! Maybe not….might backfire on the buns!

Be interested to hear updates on this war. You sure Dave doesn’t read the boards?…………….

This is really, really gross…. but use a darker (amber colored) bottle for beer or hard liquor and put vegetable oil in it and see if you can get him to take a gulp.  Pretend to take a drink first so he is unsuspecting.  “This new beer is awesome, such a smooth flavor”  LOL.

You know how product parties go (candles, pampered chef, etc)- everyone from work is always invited.  Well, we got a tin of mints from a Pure Romance Party (used to be called Slumber Party)- so these mints were mint flavored but shaped like an anatomy part of a guy.  There is a guy at work that was a smoker and always had a tin of Altoids for after his cigarette break- we switched all his mints for the other anatomy mints- and he did not notice until he had one in his mouth.  And the funny part about is that he was a bit phobic about someone mistaking his sexuality (straight).  So we teased him about it all the time, he always had such extreme reactions and reasons it was amusing.

When it gets really cold out (freezing)- you could take magazine pages (something opposite of the person involved) and put them on the windshield of his car and pour water over them so they freeze to the window.  For your boyfriend you could either use girly stuff- feminine product ads or something a little more risque (of course then you would have to go buy the risque magazine!) or just go with Playgirl centerfolds.  LOL.

At work someone ended up with a huge stuffed animal (not new)- so he tied it to the front of our boss’s SUV and until he got to his destination he could not figure out why people were pointing and laughing.

Our boss hunts and a few years ago as a joke he put the deer head in the toilet at work- so when you opened the lid it was looking at you.  But he put it in there on a Sunday- and Monday it reeked- so we knew something was up, although a deer head was a little unexpected.

Hey how about some vinegar to drink with supper?

^^ lol BT! They arent ever going to be able to forget that are they lol

*glares at Kawthar then raises one eyebrow* xD

I have to say, I am a rather gullible sort, so tricking me is too easy and I get sore over it. April Fool’s has been officially banned in my household. I just don’t have much of a sense of humor I guess. Too many bad memories from elementary school.

K&K, do you guys get any American t.v.? Do you ever see America’s Funniest Videos? They have constant prank stuff going on with that show…shaving cream in the hands while sleeping, fake rats on strings in the kitchen cabinets…all that kind of stuff. ^_^

When I want to make a point of someone being in the shower too long, I just flush the toilet. That gets the message across.

My daughter suggested that if you have an auto-start for your car, you could switch it with the car alarm remote, but you’d have to have that sort of thing. Then when Dave goes to start the car the alarm goes off. If he has to work early in the a.m. the neighbors might not appreciate that though.

I wouldn’t do anything involving possible co-conspiracy with the bunnies, for fear they might be subject to punishment.

And oh…doesn’t Dave come in to the board on occasion? What’s to stop him from reading this thread? *looks around to see who’s watching over her shoulder*

LIZ!!!!!! 

were you watching Wife Swap?!  i just saw that on there the other day!  i am ADDICTED to that show!  they get such off-the-wall people, i find it hard to believe any family could be so black or white…

i actually had that done to me years ago.. i was at a friend’s house and her mom did it, asked me if i could fill the ice cube tray (remember ice cube trays?!) and i got soaking wet. 

LMAO lol Beka, yea it was wife swap. I love that show! I agree though I think some of it is staged lol

lol, that’s bad! I don’t think I should play pranks on Ricky cuz I’m just so darn thankful he puts up with me and all my animals and craziness, better not push my luck, lol…