There are CONSTRUCTION materials all over the first floor of my house so I can build this new UNGRATEFUL BLACK RABBIT his own nic condo.  I’m stacking his on top of Tank and Rangers with the hopes of being able to move Thumper in with him. 

Right now my dog’s crate is between the couch and the wall.  I have New Bunny’s temporary cage on top of it.  I was sitting clear at the other end of the couch taking a breatk when I felt something warm splatter all over me.  HE PEED ON ME FROM ACROSS THE FREAKIN ROOM! 

I knew he does this, there was pee in front of his cage at the animal shelter but dang!  I didn’t know he was an Olypmic Gold Medalist in peeing for distance! 

Tell me they stop doing this.  He’s supposedly a year and a half old and he’s neutered.  I don’t know when he was neutered, his stupid family didn’t even KNOW he was fixed.  For that matter, neither did the staff at the shelter.  I had to show them how obvious bunny balls are on another rabbit and that “Buster” is clearly lacking the hardware.

I hope the bunny boys don’t start that crap.  Now I’m definately going to check them every day to see if their testicals have decended so I can haul them to the vet!