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BINKYBUNNY FORUMS

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- 04/07/2008 at 8:26 AM
  Tami
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  Ok, I don’t know if any of you will get offended by this, but I haven’t been able to quit laughing since hubby came up with a new name for Isabella, our 4 mo. old Holland Lop……..so I apologize ahead of time if any of you take offense to this.
  
  We put Isabella in the Xpen with Sid, our 10 mos. old Dutch/New Zealand mix bunn. Sid is so sweet and loves our female bunns…..except for Mattie the Angora we recently rescued……she seems to be a little too high strung for Sid’s taste…….but Izzy is a sweetheart, too, and they really seem to like each other, so we thought pairing Sid & Isabella up together would be perfect !
  
  Well, Sid acted like he didn’t care one way or the other if Izzy was in there with him and just went about his business……..until Isabella came over and started humping his face/head. She was really going to town boy, and poor Sid just sat there and took it, LMAO ! Hubby never seen anything like it and couldn’t believe Izzy was acting like such a tramp *snicker*
  
  Anyway, when Sid finally got tired of it he flung her off and hubby went to pet Sid and apologize for Izzy’s forwardness & he noticed Sid’s head was wet ! He said, “OMG !! Izzy just “jizzed” on Sid’s head !! What a little slut !” I cracked up and then hubby said, “Looks like we’ll have to name her Jizzabella from now on !”………OMG !!! I can’t take it !!!
  
  She does this everytime we put the two of them together ! Sid never once tried to hump her but is always putting his head down for her to groom him…….but that Izzy……er…..I mean Jizzy……just wants to have her way with him ! That’s all she’s interested in ! LMAO !
  
  I think I have a dominatrix bunn in the house ! Poor, poor Sid ! BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !
  
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- 04/07/2008 at 9:28 AM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  ohhh nooo!! *not offended* that’s ridiculously funny!! LOL poor Sid!
- 04/07/2008 at 9:56 AM
  Beka27
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  lol!!!
- 04/07/2008 at 10:04 AM
  JK
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  No offense taken!! That’s really a riot. Now I’m really not getting a second rabbit!
- 04/07/2008 at 10:12 AM
  babybunsmum
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  bwah haha! what a gal. so… jokes aside… do you think it could be urine? i didn’t know girl buns could – ahem – do that. lol.
- 04/07/2008 at 10:43 AM
  Tami
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  I’m almost positive it’s urine, hehehe but being a male…..hubby of course thought ( clears throat) what men usually think ;o)
  
  Actually though, I don’t have a clue if girl bunnies can “do that” either…….stranger things have happened, I guess. teeheehee
- 04/07/2008 at 10:44 AM
  babybunsmum
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  lol… men *rolls eyes* gotta love ’em
- 04/07/2008 at 10:51 AM
  Kokaneeandkahlua
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  LOL ….
  
  once when Kokanee was ‘going to town’ on Dave’s arm *(Kokanee is a girl too ) …umn, his arm was also wet when she jumped off.…so maybe they can do ‘that’….
- 04/07/2008 at 10:56 AM
  Hedi
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  Cooper and Pookie did this at first. I think Cooper was so excited that he didn’t care what end of Pookie he got!
  
  When I talked w/ our local HRS mgr she told me to “redirect” them because bunnies have gotten bit down there when the one whose head is getting humped gets upset. She told me to not let them do this at all even though its kinda funny. Male buns have lost their penises over this so just remember to really watch them. And since this is a “high blood flow area” they could bleed pretty badly and quickly.
- 04/07/2008 at 11:50 AM
  RabbitPam
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  The Jezabel! LOL
  
  I think bunnies got their reputation for fertility for a good reason. “Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it……”
  
  Sounds like the advice to turn her around is pretty good. Talk about getting in your face!!!!!
- 04/07/2008 at 12:51 PM
  Floppy
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  JIZZABELLA hahahaha HILARIOUS!!! OMG that cracked me up!
- 04/07/2008 at 4:07 PM
  Gravehearted
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  ooo my that’s hilarious!
  
  i don’t mean to spoil her head-humping fun – but turn her Izzy the right direction if she starts humping him.
  he could get angry and bite her umm… girl bunny parts and do serious damage.
- 04/07/2008 at 6:31 PM
  Deleted User
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  Well us gals make jizzies … why can’t the lady bunnies LOL.
  
  Poor Sidney …. hehe!
- 04/07/2008 at 6:47 PM
  bunnytowne
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  well maybe he will groom her um um wel children might see this so ummm…. yes buns are something. the wrong end in your face they dont’ care silly things. yes why not buns too jizzabella. I think he may be right.
  
  someone sent me an email of where do easter eggs come from showed a rabbit humping a chicken lol. oh Laith was thrown a towel to play with b4 his neuter he decided to hump it when I saw him he stopped like omg I been caught umm mmm or soemthign lol. he looked embarassed
- 04/07/2008 at 7:29 PM
  Scarlet_Rose
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  *snort* my word DO NOT read this when drinking water!!!! LOL!!!!! ROFL!!!
- 04/08/2008 at 5:23 AM
  RabbitPam
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  OK, true confession: Spockie would go at my ankle once in a while (I called it “the toothpick”) and usually I would stop him. But he’d get this sad look on his face and sometimes I just said What the heck, go ahead and finish. It took about 3 more seconds, he felt better, I’d already planned to wash my foot, so….boys will be boys….
- 04/08/2008 at 5:31 AM
  Tami
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  OMG…….I’m bustin’ a gut here…….please stop because I can’t take anymore !
- 04/08/2008 at 6:44 AM
  kralspace
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  I have a stuffed bunny I used to give Toby before he was neutered, and he gave it quite a work out every time! Now I offer it to the un neutered little boy I’m babysitting and he is ‘very attached’ to it also. Let’s just say, I pick it up by the tip of it’s ear to take it out of the condo for washing……
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