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This topic has 13sd replies, 10 voices, and was last updated 7 years, 6 months ago by Theodorusrex.

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- 09/27/2016 at 9:16 AM
  Luna
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  If you won a million dollars, but had to spend all of it on your bun, what one thing would you do/buy?
  
  I would pay someone to sort through Luna’s hay for the rest of her life!
- 09/27/2016 at 10:16 AM
  Bam
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  I’d buy a really big house where my bun would get to roam free.
- 09/27/2016 at 10:16 AM
  BrunosMama
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  I would pay someone to clean all their cages.
- 09/27/2016 at 10:50 AM
  Sr. Melangell
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  I would buy Olly a mansion, with maids and butlers and a DJ with decks, he loves music, also I would buy him a little car that would take him round the place, big TV sets, so he can watch Wind in the Willows and cartoons.
- 09/27/2016 at 1:37 PM
  Odette
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  I’d build Odette a house of fleece and untreated bunny-safe wood with interlocking parts so I could replace chewed pieces. There would be walls with tunnels and walls with recessed hay holders. She’d have a Bunny Wonka-esque garden with all her fresh veggies and treats. There would be a landscaped atrium where I could sit and she could run around endlessly. And, of course, a fleece forest that lived up to the title of forest. I’d soundproof the house because Odette doesn’t like storms. The fireplaces would be new and unused so I wouldn’t have to make her get out of her favorite hiding spot.
- 09/27/2016 at 1:55 PM
  Luna
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  Wow nice – watch out Bunny HGTV! I wish the Bunny Wonka-esque garden was real
- 09/27/2016 at 1:59 PM
  Odette
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  Me too! You should pitch Bunny Million Dollar Listing to HGTV and Animal Planet
- 09/27/2016 at 2:53 PM
  Azerane
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  Hmm, tricky question. One idea I had was to have an on-call exotics vet. Despite how little money I have I always managed to get toys and various other odds and ends for the bunnies, but you never know when some big vet bills will come up and I always want to do everything possible at those times.
- 09/27/2016 at 9:43 PM
  Q8bunny
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  I would crumple up the bills, fill a kiddie pool with them, and let Chewie enjoy his giant diggy box.
- 09/27/2016 at 11:41 PM
  jerseygirl
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  Q8, for reals?!! Lol
  You should buy a small plane so that you can fly out with Chewie in a few years time and not have to worry about which airlines accept rabbits in the cabin. He could sit up in the cockpit if you wanted! Get him a little aviator outfit too.
- 09/27/2016 at 11:46 PM
  jerseygirl
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  I agree with Azerane, it is a tricky question. Just stating one thing. I think a million dollars could go surprisingly quickly.
  Right now, Im thinking I would invest a portion so I’d always have money to cover their health care. If the investment did well, I’d even look at trying to start a rabbit insurance company. But I know nothing of these things so first step would be see a financial adviser!
- 09/28/2016 at 8:45 AM
  Vienna Blue in France
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  No joking – what with Olly’s mansion, Chewie’s plane and bam’s really big house, (only) ONE million would just pay for a lifetime of oncall vet services for all BB members
  (That reminds me, apparently a French ticket won last Friday’s euromillions and I haven’t checked my poop ticket……. see ya !)
- 09/28/2016 at 9:50 AM
  Q8bunny
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  Jersey: I guess that IS way cooler. It was early in the morning and I was struggling to come up with only ONE thing that’s ALL about him and not at all about me.
- 09/28/2016 at 10:42 AM
  Theodorusrex
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  I would buy a huge house with a massive, secure garden Theo could go out to play in, and carpets instead of hardwood floors in some rooms so he wasn’t so slippy. I’d then put the money I currently spend on rent into a savings account each month to pay for his vet bills etc.
  
  One thing I wish I could buy would be a reliable, vet trained, rabbit boarder for Theo because both my husband and I love to travel and we can’t trust anyone to take him now – although I don’t even think 1 million pounds could buy peace of mind in that respect!!
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