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This topic has 17sd replies, 10 voices, and was last updated 8 years, 10 months ago by MoxieMeadows.

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- 05/29/2015 at 9:30 AM
  Sr. Melangell
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  If bunny could have a job what would it be? If Olly had a job I think it would be testing boxes to see how strong they were or cage bar bite tester or paper shredder or an inspector, I say inspector because he likes to watch my PC technician opens the printer or PC..
- 05/29/2015 at 9:41 AM
  Sindri
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  I think all rabbits would make great supervisors and inspectors. LOL
- 05/29/2015 at 9:42 AM
  Sindri
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  Oh and treat testers.
- 05/29/2015 at 9:48 AM
  Cottontail
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  Tilly would be a professional mani/pedicurist. She cleans your hands and feet thoroughly and even “massages” with her digging if you’re tense/distracted from what she is doing! She especially loves toes! Pay her in head-rubs and she would be happy.
  
  My Pete would be an exterminator! No bug that enters his field of vision is safe! He’s stomped ladybugs to death, eaten them, and bitten beatles… and just because they are on the ceiling is no deterrence! He is determined to do his duty! lol
- 05/29/2015 at 9:54 AM
  Sr. Melangell
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  How could I forget treat tester? Lol, oh and alarm clock, rattling bowls at 5:00 in the morning, how about this one for school student, bunny homework eater, “Sorry my bunny ate my homework Miss.” Giving your dog a break from the usual blame.
  But it doesn’t work all the time, when I was a teaching assistant, children would say. “My pet ate my homework.” I used to say. “OK bring it in tomorrow, I want proof.”
- 05/29/2015 at 9:59 AM
  Cottontail
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  Pinky – I once had a 5 page paper that was due and my mothers cat peed on it the morning it was to be turned in! I didn’t know what to do and it was before we had a printer (it was typed up on a type-writer), so I put it in a giant ziplock bag and brought it to school with me. When I told her what happened she looked at me like she didn’t believe it until I told her I still brought it; when I pulled out the ziplock she quickly decided to give me another day to re-type it! lol
- 05/29/2015 at 10:09 AM
  Sr. Melangell
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  Lol cottontail, that is a good one, glad I wasn’t your teacher, I’m allergic to cats.
- 05/29/2015 at 10:14 AM
  The Law Bun
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  I think Lilith would be a mattress tester. She loves flopping in every inch of the room she’s in to see which is best and then swap to a new place haha.
- 05/29/2015 at 10:44 AM
  Sarita
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  Bobby would be the Garde Manger Chef.
- 05/29/2015 at 2:49 PM
  BrunosMama
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  Harley would be in a gang. Potus would be president (that’s his name after all) and Annie his first lady-bun. Caesar would be a judge. Butternut would be a greeter at Walmart. Backers would be a nerdy computer guy. Roxie would be a serial eyeball licker. Obie would be a philosopher. Hazel would be an architect. And Bruno would just be Bruno lol.
- 05/29/2015 at 2:53 PM
  Eepster
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  Electrician. He comes with a built in wire cutter.
- 05/29/2015 at 2:55 PM
  Sr. Melangell
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  Any more bunnies BrunosMama? Lol
- 05/29/2015 at 4:38 PM
  Coney Kuneho
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  My Coney would be the Wal-Mart greeter or concierge. He is at the door before the guests get in and he even opens closed doors if it is not locked properly when somebody is in there esp. the shower. I pushed the shower curtain and there he is on his hind legs. Make sure he doesn’t catch you naked that would be embarrassing. This bun doesn’t know privacy at all.
- 05/29/2015 at 5:24 PM
  MoxieMeadows
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  I have no clue lol! She would either be a rebel or an actress. She’s very dramatic, she would be good at acting.
- 05/29/2015 at 6:25 PM
  Little Lion Head
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  I love these answers!!!
  
  Rocky would be a construction worker; big and beefy, bringing home the bacon.
  
  Diva Pumpkin would be a dainty, lazy, stay-at-home wife.
- 05/29/2015 at 11:05 PM
  BrunosMama
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  Pinky – we have 10
- 05/30/2015 at 8:16 AM
  Sr. Melangell
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  Oh wow 10, wonderful.
- 05/30/2015 at 8:17 AM
  MoxieMeadows
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  So since the average rabbit poops 200-300 poops a day, you have to clean up about 2000-3000 poops a day.
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