Bun Chat II (still no hoominz allowed)

[Deleted User]

Da quawtet and I wuz sittin in de bunny parlor outside mindin our gwass yestewday when suddenwy de wain stawted. Sheets of wain comin down hawd. We went into ouw bunny bawn wight away to stay dwy and de dog beside de parlor yupped to call de swave… we waited … we waited… and by de time de swave got us, de dog was wet and de bunny parlor had big puddles… we feel de sewvice is just so bad awound hewe any mowe. Gwanted, the wain came down fast and it did soak de swave good too… but she negletted to check de weathew before settin us in de parlor.

It is still waining and the watew is sittin on the gwound. Ouw parlor is now a pool.

Lint.

[Barbie]

Jeannie here….

A pool! You guyz can go swimmins’ den! Leroy and I don’ like swimmin’ much. It gets my feets wet and den I has to lick an lick an lick to get em all dwy againz!

I unnderstand compwetwy da problems wit da poor swave service… My hooman gotz dis big furry stinky ting – she calls him Nick – I tease him and stand juuuust far nuff back fwom da fence so he can’t weach me, and I call him names – he iz so funny lookin’! Long nosie, long tail that fwies everywhere and he makes da funniest noises… But not we can’t come out an play no more! We has to stay in da bedroom cept when the long nose is trapped in his cage – haha! But dats ok – we showed swave our displeasure by peein’ on her bed and poopin all over the carpets and in her laundwy! Den we laugh when she finds da wet spots in her bed!

[Deleted User]

Oh, Jeannie, you can bites de dog, you know? I did it. I bited de dogs evewy chance I got in de beginning. Hewe is a picture of how I did it. You haz to get him in de cheek, or on de legs… but don’t do it if your dog is weally mean and nasty, den it won’t work… den it’s best to hide and make de swave keep de dog away fwom you…

Love, Lint.

[LoveChaCha]

Lint, you bits the dog? Wow.. u so bwave!!!!

Swave expanded my pwaypen too muchs when she go to bed and when she woke up ze next mowning, she fownd zat I dig up carpet!!!!!!! Swave was so shock!!!!! I been eye-ing up zat spot for while!! Swave bought twile to cover up dat spot!! Swave FAULT!!!!!!! She expand my pway pen too much!!! Gwandpa wasn’t too angwy. He say “Rabbits dig and sleep underground.”

So swave has her eyez on me whenver I fwee roam when she home!!!!!!! EEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Swave has to go get me some more heys and perrets and littar!!!! She say I get pink or purpal carefwesh

[leyley904]

i tink u guyz r awl nutz!

ug, so is my hoomin, shes nutz i meen. she put me in dis small cage wif my naybor hoo bites my bum! she tinks weel turn owt to be brudders! HA

dos anybunny fine it hawd to weach de spacebaw? i haf to use my thumpin’ fut to pwess it!

 

-Beans 

[Barbie]

Thanks Lint. Good idea! I’ll twy it next time! Dat’ll show him!!

Beans, I has twubble wif the spacebaw too sometimes cus Iz so wittle!

[leyley904]

cud somebunny pwovide a link to de fust pawt of dis bunny chat!? i tan’t fine it nowehe!

[HatterBunny]

Hatter here….lately Ive been hearing the female swave talk of cwicker twaining…..pff…I don need a cwicker…I can just do wat i want wen i want!!!

Also, its the male swave’s birfday tomowooh…..i got him a card with a zombie bunneh on it…of course if this takes away fwom attention given to meh then I will eat his bwains…if he has them….

[MimzMum]

Ez safe to comes owt naow? (peers around corner looking for dogglefox)

Mimzy hewe. Godda makes dees qwik een case da mutt shows up….

Mah hoomin tooked off de HOLE DAY today! Wifout my permishuns too! Emageen dat?! I have make BEEG messies for hur now dat she’s home agin. Leeter bawks eez ALL ovah da place! lolol…..

‘Course, dis makes eet hard for me to gets in my best nappy timez. *sigh* Too much stuffs all ovah de floorz. Eets a trade-off. >_<

BTW, hewe iz da linkie:

binkybunny.com/FORUM/tabid/54/aff/6…spx#169078

 

An teehee @ Hatter…siwwy bun…everybunny noes dat hoomin swaves gotz no bwainz! ^_^ Dats y weez gotz ta do aw dere tinkin’ fur dem!

[leyley904]

hatter, i gess u haf to settle for jus eetin his huwl head!

tanks for de link, Mimzy!

[leyley904]

wats u guyz favowite tweats? i dun like any. it make my hoomin mad and i just wawk away.

i tink im ganna get her to give me differwent tweats. ill find a way!

i keep heawing about dees “waisinz”. wat aw dey? awe dey goowd? how many can i haf at won time? i had cwaisins befow, nufin special.

otay, i admit, im a wittle bit picky. but y shud i haf to eat stuff i dont wike? my hoomin says im just bein stubbown. i say shes stubbown for not givin me mowe varwiety! *thump*

[LoveChaCha]

Chacha here!! Gwwd Mowing!!!

My favworite tsweats be: dried papaya, dried rwaspberry, stwaberry, apple!!!!!

Swave must vacuum muah playarea sometimes, coz swave’s house up for sale, so it mutsz looks nice for the HOOMANS looking for home!!! Swave knows how mach vacuum scware Chacha, so she gib me tweats afterwards.

I notice swave give me less an less pellets… WHY?? I lub my pellet!!!!!!! She say “Vet said you need to cut down on pellets, since you are your adult size, little Chacha.”

My swaves fwiend was write about me, she nickname me “Diva bunny!!!”

[leyley904]

TELL ME BOWT IT! i bawely get any pellets and de hooman said we haf to cut down cuz we awe so wittle!

i do kinda wike nanner, i gess.
ware do u get dried papaya? sounds yummy!

[LoveChaCha]

Swave gots dried papaya from the pwet stowe!! She doesn’t buy or give treats a wot. Don’t wants to gewt za babi too fat, she say.

I twied nanner ance. Knot too gwood!!

Swave said swince i got sprawyed last month, I has been mores lowable!! She, or her bowfriend, Mista Jahn will put their head in fwont of me and I wills lick them~!!!! Mista Jahn say he no let me rick his lips bekause they is for swave! DAW~!!!!!!! Swave say taht she gets me fwiend in futuare!

Yous Nethie Leyley??

~ChaCha outs!!!

[leyley904]

Nethie?

[leyley904]

oh, u meen wittle dwarf bunbun? yes, dat is me. and my “brudder”.

[Lunar~Atticus]

atticus here,
im mad at me hooman, she goin to takes me to dat veet plyce an have moor hoomans desexs me and me sis luna in 5 days. imma soo scared evrybunny! i tries to hyde but dat hooman finds me evrytyme.

luna is in da dungon ans i cant snwggle her no mores, swave says soon wese be togever.

[leyley904]

atticus, is not dat big of deal. juss kinda hurts after but not for to long.
oh, and before you go to sleep dey pinch you weel hawd on de arm wif this tube ting. den you fall asweep.

[LoveChaCha]

Posted By leyley904 on 06/06/2010 10:51 AM
oh, u meen wittle dwarf bunbun? yes, dat is me. and my “brudder”.

 

yesh, chacha means ‘nethieland dwaf.’

i too, am dwarf. butz i am not ‘twue dwarf.’ i is ‘falce dwarf.’ i haz bigga ear, wronger hwead and big booty  i is about 3 pounz

my swave fink you and bruddah is bery ‘kawaii.’ i fink it meanz ‘kyootes’ in japnez.

toniaght, swave and swaves fwend, kelcy twim my finganeils f

swave also cwean mwy cage and area

dis is pikcha of mes and swave fwend kelcy. she hoold me.

kewcy ALSO SWAVE TO A LIONHEAD BUNNEH of hers own!! his name ernie. i hate him.

[HatterBunny]

Mimz and leyley – No the male swave has NO bwains….and I would no wan to eat whole head because I fink is wotten…..

Also…both swaves wen to disney yesteday and my salad was two houws late!!!!  they will pay fo this…..

[RabbitPam]

Hatter,
Clickas are where da tweets comes frum. Da swave clicks afta yoo dooz sumting like walks to her and den da clicka makz da tweets.
I luv luv luv da clicka.

Don eat da swave head. Full of fur. yuck.

ma swave waz so piggy dis week. She finally cleans my house today. I iz mad. but clean. but mad. but ate kale. yum. not so mad.

[HatterBunny]

dats where the tweats come fwom? I thought she pooped them out….I mean, I leave tweats for her sometimes right outside my witterbox because she picks them up….but then thows them back in the box….i don get it….

Also swave just used big scawy thing that makes too much noise…..and cleaned up all my hay…..soooo….i toss some mo out…..swave just sighed….i guess that means shes hoppy….

[LoveChaCha]

ooo, hatta bunnie, your swave wenz to za deesneyland?? and no take yous?? no fare!!

swave got home from wak. she got new bax for me, got wid of my old boxz.

[leyley904]

do u wike yow new boks?

my hoomin sed she owdered me a “maaz havin”. i dunno wat dat means. i hope it tastes yummy!

she said she also owdered me a cwicker, does it weally come wif yummy tweats!? YES

i don wike it wen i taste fur. i have a video of my brudder’s response, iwll tri to post it later. if i cans figuwe it owt.

[LoveChaCha]

Swave gib me phone book. I dunt wike thoze fings.
I wike to chewz up rillow baskts, box and da swaves nic gwids she use fo so calwed bunny proofing. It no wook. I like chw on it. Swave gert mads and say no!!
Wast nite, swave licked me O.O she wead wone of za posts in da game thwead. Bad swave, get bad idear from binkybunny game twead! Anywayz, I didnzt do anyfing after she wick me.
How olds u and bruddah bunny? I wii be 7 monfths on the 24th of joone. I’m a baby beany still, swave sy. She say weid thing!

[Monkeybun]

Mai mommy-swave sez I r baby gurl all de tyme. She siwwy, I a yeaw owd nowz! Moosie gwoomed me wots wast nite!! But den he bit my weaw agwain

[LoveChaCha]

Mankey bun, u is babi nefhie. You so small I thhink I would krush u.
Why moosie poo bite u??? U too kweute to be bit! U in lub weth him, but he nots wif u??

[Monkeybun]

Moosie no like meh yet Soon, mommy-swave sez.

[LoveChaCha]

Moosie boi beta lub da Mankey bun soon!!

Swave’s pakage fwom BINKYBUNNY came todai!! Gwandpa say to her when he pwick her ups from wook: “You got a big package.”

Swave got me: cottin tail kottage, rillow kyube, and za furit chew!

I not come out and pway tonite.. Swave so tiwred. I guess swave get dai off… NOT!!!!!! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leyley904]

guyz, u gosts it eesy. me an my brudder r fhree yeaws owld an de hoomin still cawls us her babyz!

owr pakeg cums tomaro.

o, an owr birfdaiz awe januwary an…. uh…. i forgut. iwl luk at de cawendar latar.

[HatterBunny]

my swave’s package came yeswerday…notin funn…some cwicka and book….i do wove the willow wing that came wif it though….

[leyley904]

*covers eaws!*
dat was de supwise de hoomin was tawkin bowt wasnt it? now de supwise is wuined!!
(jus kidin!)

[HatterBunny]

Ooooo….bu i did hear mommy tell stoopid male swave that fo halloween i is gettin the pumpkin tweats from binkybunny….has you guys twyed these yet?

[HatterBunny]

sowwy leyley – i no mean to wuin supwise!! at least now you know….maybe swave was gonna keep for self!

[leyley904]

Haha!!! de hoomin waffed at that too!

[LoveChaCha]

Wah! Swave no gib chacha the willow wing! Ifink she put in muah kottage!! She betta!
Swaves daddy cames by my play swea and said “wow koucha u poop a lots!” No keeding gwandpa!!
I’m scawed of gwandpa. He wike me, but he never lay down witz me like swave do. He big, tall man, likez over 6 foot. My swave like small. But I is smawest!
So eberybunny be good to za swaves??

[Deleted User]

Lint hewe. I suffewed de baddest scawe dis weekend: de swave had company wid kidz. a quawtet of kids, to be exact. I was snoozing in my condo wid de wabbit quawtet… when the wittlest kid walkz into de condo to visit us wabbits… she was a baby hoomin. So Mops, Neigey and Deedwa went stwaightaway into hiding but I pwetend to be a stuffed wabbit… bad idea! she gwabs my head and stawted to squeeze! My swave had to wescue me!

so, nevew pwetend to be a stuffed wabbit awound de wittle baby hoominz!

[leyley904]

oh no! i remeba not to pwetend to be stufd!

i gosta qwesjun for u lint. ur sister is “Deirdra”, wight? my hoomin wants to know how it pwonounced. is it “dee-dra”? or for us less vocawy-abuld, “dee-dwa”?

[LoveChaCha]

Oh noes lint!! Did swave fweak out at kitty?? Whatz she do?? I hopz u is okay. That scawy!!
I finks all hoominz are ebil, have debious pran for us bunz… I get scawed my swave pick me up but she no…. she can’t resist my cuteness.

[Deleted User]

It’s pwonounced like the deer in de woodz, and ‘drah’, you getz it?

[leyley904]

OOOHHH. i gets it

[leyley904]

 i fondz dis picture an wanted to shawe:

 

[LoveChaCha]

chacha heres.

swave finally wet me out rast nite nd i play in za kottin tawl kottage!

here, sum pikchas zat i uploaded:

swave always twies to take embarassing pikchas of me eating!!!! 

me in za palace of kween chacha!! no hoominz allowed!! 

 

leyley, my swave saw zat pikcha once!! zomg, she sway!! she gwald i zon’t do that stuff!! but she caught me chewing on teh couch pillow once!! i in big twobles!!!!1

 

[Sage Cat]

Kay heres,
chacha – that kottin tawl kottage wook awesomes! Dos you gets is alz to yousself?

No much goin onz heres. Mum am dada bes bussey wif bizznez. But, de woook at homes. So we gets to hang wif dem. iz kool! we gets lot pets and tweets: apple, bananana and wazins, yum!

[Deleted User]

Chacha, Mops hewe. I weally envy you for de cottie cottage. I am a big fan. May I suggezt to you a minow changez? You should make a wwiting for de fwont of it to keep de swaves out! Hewe, I didst it for you

[LoveChaCha]

Mopz, does your swave have dat houze for you??

My swave saw dat pikcha and laugh reawwy reawwy hard when she saw dat pikcha you edit

Swave say dat she find a marker to white dat down on my box, hahahaaha itsa good ider!

Sage Kyat – Yeps, my swave got zat JUST for me. I am seengle bunny.

Towday, swave picks me up and show me to mister JAHN (also futcha swave #2) and I stwuggle from swave’s arms and almost jumps on Mister Jahn. He holds me, and i accidentwy scwatch his chest and neck. Sowwie Mista!! :'(

Swave and Mista are hawnin out wit mez watchin a HOOMIN shaw cawled “royal pains.” I is consume my nighty sarad

[RabbitPam]

Gwate cottage!!!!

I waz ebil today. Swave said she kud go to work late dis mornin cuz she helped da boss swave yestiday and da boss is way nice. Sez cum in late in AM.

so…..I woke up swave wit barz chewz…loud! loud loud loud!!!!! at 5:30 (swave haz zillions of clocks) . She letz me out and I did Bunny 2000! I was zoom zoom zoom soooooooooo fast. Den I chewz on da wood bed and swave getz mad and getz up. cannot sweep any more. She playz wit me den.

I nap now. She givez us both nanners. yum! She is awake. Not me. LOL

[LoveChaCha]

OOo, your swave musta been soooo angwy and soooo dwoszy!!! Za fings that we do to dwive our swave nuts!!

I useds to be in za swave’s room, but i wakes her up at 5:30 am to wun wun wun wun and bite za x-pen ba to be let out to wun!! Now I is in ze living woon.

Anywayz, whats sweep? Hoominz need it, but we bunz can go without its

Swave gives you tweats for being naughty bunnah? Bwahahahah!!

Tonite, swave was late giving me my salad! GRRRRRRR

[Catalina]

I ezcaped frwom my cwage again dis mowning. Itz ta bestest twick I evwer fwond fo getting da tweats. I liftz liftz liftz on da xpen and sometimez it openz! Den I chwecks to see dat da swave iz still slweeping. Den I go and find da magazines dat da swave has and I chews dem. De are up high but I iz a good jumper. Den if da swave iz STILL awsleep I wun up and down da hwallway till da ‘cat’ wake up and wake up da swave. My swave slweep a lot! Why de slweep swomedays and getz up earli wif da tweats on othwer dayz? Dat swilly! Evwery day iz fo tweats!

[LoveChaCha]

Uh ohs, you wikes to escapes, eh??
how does your swave set ups your play area?

I’ve only scaped once.. and it waz on what those swaves call “Motha’s Day.” I waz not allow out cuz I just got spawyed, but I got outs by movin teh x-pen wit my teeths

Swave SO MAD at groceri store.
She say dat ze Cilantro at Fwed Meyer she buyz had mud on it and she no wanna buy from zere anymore!! She fink even zo she wash it off, she no wants to gib to me!!

Swave weceived pakage towdai. It contain Meadow Gwass Hay, and an oat, weat, and barei type gwass fow mes!! So faw, I like ze Meadow Gwass!!

This is me twying to help swave open the box!!

[Deleted User]

Mops hewe, no I don’t haz a cottie cottage. Swave sayz I would dyust shwedz it to piecez… izn’t dat de point??

[Catalina]

Exhiting newz here! Iz ‘free range’. Dis iz good fo me so fa. I getz to put my chewy papers everiwere and run, run, run. Swave took nap today and I jumpted on her and bounced everiwere. It waz fun! Now de swavecat cant get awayz from me. Bwhahaha! I lovez to bother her, ‘cauze she hatez me to wak her up.
Swavecat slweeps a lot. Dat iz not good ‘cauze I wantz to plway.

[LoveChaCha]

Mops, swave came to checks up on me diz morning and discobered dat i move za cottage awond!! i also chews on it!!

Catalina – your swave must be so fwightened when you escape eh? pewhaps you kould stawrt you own movie call “bunnyz impossible: escape awtist.”

DA swave is SICK wight now.. she no have energy. She so twied.

Gwandpa asked swave if I can get swave’s cold and swave say “No, if bunny sneeze, it needs to be taken to the vet immediately.”

are your swaves late with your foods if they is sick??

[leyley904]

i juss sitz in mah cage an stare at dat maze awl day wong! huwwy and gib it to me, hoomin!

do u guyz wike my new siggy?… wight down dere…..

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yeah…. i made it. duh! of cowse u awl wove it!

[Deleted User]

Mops hewe. Swave in my houze don’t getz sick days. Once you stawt being soft on de swaves — dey takez advantage. I wecommend not to givez any sicky days. What would happen if you getz sick on a day dat de swave is takin a sick day — you would be in a weal pickle.

[LoveChaCha]

leyley, beanies (my swave calls bunnies beanies for some reason.. she sweal and say “OOO, loook at the baby beany!!!” swaves are SO WEIRD!!!!!) DO POOPS A LOT do you and ze bruddah poops a lot? sumetwimes swave calls me “Poop butt.” It is not appreciated!! *THUMP*

Mops – ooo, you twain the swave so wellls!!! how doeos ur swave get betta zen? she go bak sweep after she gibe u and ze quarteet foods?? the swave gib me my bweakfest awond 9-10 am ebery morning. she sees how i wun to my kennel wen she put scoop of pellets into bowl!!

swave say zat she needs to buy some mini hay bundles fwom binkybeeny sutowe!! she say zat since my pellets cut down, i consume more hays.. so she needs to buy 2 orchad gwass hay bundoes from ze store onrine. I go thru ze 15 oz baggies too fast.. oh boi. i am such piggy dwarfie bunny

haz ur swave giben u orchard gwass? or blue gwass? or botinacl? or anything oftha fen timothy??? what do u beanis approve of??

my swave only can stand GWASS hay.. ore else she waoilll sneeze so much. she cry too. her eyes get water. i LOVE tomohy hay, but swave no can gibe. but i love me orchard gwass swave mix my orchad gass with meadow!! it so cwunchy and good!!

[Deleted User]

Posted By Brittany on 06/15/2010 10:37 AM
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Mops – ooo, you twain the swave so wellls!!! how doeos ur swave get betta zen? she go bak sweep after she gibe u and ze quarteet foods?? the swave gib me my bweakfest awond 9-10 am ebery morning. she sees how i wun to my kennel wen she put scoop of pellets into bowl!!

One time ouw swave was quite sick and all we got dat day was a basket of hay dat she chucked at us. It seemed wude at de time but she was sick, so we forgave it.

[LoveChaCha]

Oo, just one bazket of hay??? How long did zat last??

[Deleted User]

oh, it was a huge shopping basket! Lasted all day!

[LoveChaCha]

oo, i see!! swave is facsinated with your quartet!! how did u get those bunnies to get arong?

[Deleted User]

in weality we don’t weally have de swave twained dat well. It iz embawassing to admit but de swave gave uz no choice… sometimes she dictates dings awound hewe, like de bonding. dat’s why we don’t feel sowwy for hew when she iz sick, hehe.

[LoveChaCha]

oo, i see.
my swave got ze day off yesterday cos she is sick.. but she let me out when she felt brtter last nite. i didn’t pway much with her.. i am into chewing and checking out my cottie kottage. my fabwotie thing.

[4Lily]

Lil here, no dayz off for my mumma swave! If she’s dont give numnums I eat & chu her’s stuff! LOL! I hear’s mumma swave tell daddy swave nothins my falt, only he’s falt. I wike that, now I do whateva I wanna do, & neva get in twoble! I chu remotes, he’s clothves, pee & poos on beds lol! Oh he’s blocked me offf the kiddies wooms, but I finda wa ins ther! HEHEHE! I have a swave cat too! Isa chase hims evera were! He’s gets in twoble if hesa try hit me! Isa boss in my home!

[4Lily]

alswo, mumma’s swave tinks I m entwetainin when I binky, LOL, but shes entwetwainin, de noises shes makes hehe! snowtin & giglin thas why I binky most!

[LoveChaCha]

Lil, yo swave SNORT too??? mine doz when she lauf too mach!! its so fanny!! she always lauf at me cuz i’m cutes!!
yous ownz ze house dun u? SO LUCKY!! i ownz the BOTTOM floor witch is muah doemain!!

mmm, reomotes so good!!!!!!!! i chew the comcast remote once!! i also chew ze swave ladies cell phone !! heeheheheh!!!

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