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Forum THE LOUNGE Monkeybun caught in raid…

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    • RabbitPam
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        Today the FBI closed a long standing investigation into the disappearance of numerous pet bunnies from members of a website called Binky Bunny. Reports of stolen, kidnapped and missing bunnies had been flooding the bureau for months. The foremost suspect, Monkeybun, was discovered to be the culprit, bunnapping babies, lionheads, and full adults from as far away as Australia and Alaska. A neighboring condominium was discovered, overrun with a menagerie of rabbits. Fleece was everywhere, piles of poos filled the bathtub and the refrigerator was overflowing with various kinds of greens. Carrots hung suspended from the rafters and the odor of cilantro was overpowering.

        A large stack of willow branches were found in an umbrella stand, labeled “Poking Sticks” in a childish scrawl.

        A camcorder played on an open laptop, appearing to be viewing someone named Jack and Vivian throughout the day.

        Ms. Bun was apprehended while her husband looked on in dismay. Two rabbits were found in the culprit’s home – a young dutch male who was sleeping at the time, and a very tiny black one. She answered to the name Monkey. She appeared to be snickering. A piece of paper – it said FBI tip line with an 800# – with several bite marks on the edges, was found by the phone.

        Ms. Bun’s only comment was “squeeeee! They’re all so cute!!!!”


      • kralspace
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          bbwwwaahahahahahhahah, I was having a lousy day until I got this news report! Brilliant!


        • RabbitPam
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            Whew! No one replied for ages and I was afraid they didn’t know I was joking!
            (Well, maybe not about the snickering…)


          • Deleted User
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              I wonder if they will extradite Ms Bun back to Canada where she will have to live with “evil snow”.


            • kralspace
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                Maybe we’ll see the mugshots on the Smoking Gun website soon!


              • Sage Cat
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                  Oh My Goodness!
                  That is so awesome!!!!!

                  “squeeeee!”


                • corpathina
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                    omg, this is so funny and cute. you need to write a column, lol!


                  • Barbie
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                      Hahahaha that was hilarious! Thanks!


                    • Elrohwen
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                        LOL

                        Squeee!!!


                      • rosalie68
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                          LOL!!!!! my husband thinks im crazy bc im laughing to myself!!

                          kim


                        • Monkeybun
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                            lol! I could so see Monkey doign that too, the little *mumblemumble*

                            Thanks Pam, that was awesome lol.


                          • Cassi&Charlie
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                              hehehe. what anice way to start my day! Thanks Pam 🙂


                            • LittlePuffyTail
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                                Brilliant!!!


                              • bunnytowne
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                                  rofl thats great


                                • Lintini
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                                    lol!!! That is awesome!


                                  • jerseygirl
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                                      Posted By Monkeybun on 01/27/2010 01:43 PM
                                      lol! I could so see Monkey doign that too, the little *mumblemumble*

                                      Thanks Pam, that was awesome lol.

                                      What?!  They’re giving the Incarcerated internet access now?

                                      MB, you might have to hire Hooty22 unless of couse Felony was one of the bun-napped.

                                      Thanks Pam

                                       


                                    • Monkeybun
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                                        Oh heck yeah, I got a nice cushy computer ehre, a comfy chair, and access to sockbunnies!

                                        >.>

                                        <.<

                                        I may have to hire somebunny else…

                                        >.>


                                      • MimzMum
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                                          Pam, there is no doubt that when I am having a bad day, all I have to do is come in and see your posts, and all the bad goes away.
                                          You’ve got some mad writin’ skills, dawg. ^_^ YOU’RE GOIN TA HOLLYWOOD! xD


                                        • RabbitPam
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                                            Woo Hoo! I got a yellow ticket!!! LOL

                                            MB, since you committed a Felony and bunnapped Hooty’s baby, we’ve got you on a Felony – 2 counts.

                                            (and the sock bunnies are crying “get us out of here. Her paws stink!”)

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