If our Bunny’s named themselves

[Sage Cat]

Do you ever wonder what you bun would pick as their “real” name?

Instead of the cute names we tend to give our bunnies – and other pets – I think they wold give themselves more Vikingesque names.

Winston would be “Winbone the Destroyer” even though – or maybe despite that – he runs at the slightest noise.

Kay would be “Lady Kay the Protector”. Whenever Winston startles, Kay is instantly in the center of the room, or the highest point she can quickly get to, until the danger passes. Hence The Protector.

 

So, what do you think you bunnies – or other pets – would actually pick for themselves?

[LizzieKnittyBun]

Remy  & Momo:

Remy the Noble & Mo the Destructor

[kralspace]

Pringles: Sheena, Warrior Princess!

[Monkeybun]

Monkey: Her Royal Majesty the Magnificent.

Moose: Moose. He’s just that kind of guy.

[kralspace]

Lola: The All Glowering

[MarkBun]

Maryann did name herself. Put her name and 10 others down on some business cards with a raisin on top of each one. First raisin gobbled meant the name. Funny thing is that she chose the same name the shelter gave her.

[Sage Cat]

Mark – I remember, Maryann because she was found on an island. It was meant to be!

Everyone – these are great names!!

[katie, max & penny]

Penny: Caleb the Cautious, aka the Cautious Hopper! (someone else coined this term but i call penny this all the time!!)
Max: Maxwell the Magnificent (he suits his name too well to change haha!)

[Elrohwen]

This is actually Otto’s full name (as chosen by hubby) but I’m pretty sure he would agree with it:

Otto the Leviathan (aka Otto T. Leviathan)

[Elrohwen]

Mark, clearly Maryann can read. You may want to limit her access to the interwebz. And newspapers. And your credit cards 😛

[MimzMum]

This is so strange, just last night I was cleaning out Mimzy’s pen and I was telling him to move over a bit and it struck me as odd when I said out loud, “Okay, let’s scoot-scoot, bunny boy,” which is the phrase and cadence I use when I want him to gently go from one end to the other so I don’t get nipped. But the thought came quickly…okay, in the bible, Adam named all the animals…but if the animals had named themselves, what would bunnies had wanted to be know by? (species name, I mean)
I came up blank. Because bunny seems so perfect. 0_o However, it always takes me back to Watership Down and the whole rabbit language that Richard Adams created for them…so I would think they may not have chosen ‘bunny’ or ‘rabbit’ at all.

Mimzy would probably have been “You Can’t See Me” or “Something’s Up My Nose-ACHOO!”
Pip would’ve been “You’re 5 Seconds Late With My Breakfast”
Fiver would be “Touch Me And DIE, Pinky!” lmao….

[Dextervonbon]

LOL so adorable. I would have to go with Dexter the Destroyer because he loves to destroy his toys in 2.5 seconds or cardboard or Dexter the Rearranger (if that is a word?) because he is always moving around his furniture in his cage or his boxes and toys in his play area (aka the whole living room, dining room, kitchen) lol

[KytKattin]

Idk, I just get the feeling that Nova would want to be called “All Powerful” or something to that extent. Or “The Mighty Tooth”.

Hubble would named himself Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

Eclipse, well I think she likes her name. Or she would choose something similar like Lunar or Selene, maybe even Aurora.

[MimzMum]

Oh Fiver is OB/COMP too! He loves to move all his toys around and around in his pen! He’s constantly rearranging things. ^_^

[Cassi&Charlie]

I’m fairly sure Charlie and Layla would be content being called Your Highness

[lancy]

Fluffy, the owner of everything…
MarBun: how Maryann chose her name remands me of an old chinese tradition to predict a baby’s future, called “Zhua Zhou”. When a baby reached 1 year old, the parents put sevral things in front of him or her, most likely, a stamp ( means the baby would bacome an officer), a pen ( to do some studies), a coin ( the baby would become a bussinessman and get rich). the baby’s future would depend on what he or she chose from those staffs. haha~

[MimzMum]

Hi Lancy! Haven’t seen you in awhile. We’ve missed you! How are you doing?

I love hearing about the traditions! I can imagine though, that whatever baby picks must be quickly removed before it goes in the mouth!

[LucyTwoBunz]

Gulliver Wojohowitz…his real name & is perfectly fitting .  Lainey has become “Zany Lainey” .  And of course Lucy our cat…Queen Bee .  She was here 1st!

[Barbie]

Hmmm… I don’t know what Leroy would pick. His name is pretty unusual for a bunny anyway… I’m not sure who named him, that was what the shelter called him and it seemed to suit him! Maybe he’d like something like Your Highness or Your Majesty

[lancy]

Thanks! MimzMum, I’m doing OK.
I agree with you. It seems babies all over the world are doing the same thing: define the planet into 2 parts, “to eat” and “not to eat”

[babybunsmum]

cute thread

pinky would name herself… “queen lovely”

[Sage Cat]

Wow, do our bunnies have some creative names, or what?

[bunnylove817]

I think Midas would like his name.. although it would def be King Midas.

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

WOW Guys great thread-and great names your buns would choose

I only named Kahlua, and I’m sure she wouldn’t choose that name as she highly disapproves of everything.

I think she would like something like ‘Lady Loud Thumper’
or ‘Master of Deception’ -she fancies herself comouflaged when in plain sight. I play along and don’t say “Hi” When she’s -umn…hiding rofl

Rupert might like “Lord of the raisins’ or any similar title that would open the jar of raisins

I’m not sure about Chuck-I get to thinking he’d like a dignified name-but then he humps something. I think Chuck suits him

Noot would certainly like a scary name-he thinks he’s quite the terrorist and is always giving me flack- “Noot the Terrible” or “Noot the Vengeful’

[Monkeybun]

I dunno K&K… I just don’t see the name Noot as being scary hehe

[Kokaneeandkahlua]

Heheheh

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Lint would be Garfield. To him, the association of gluttony and sloth is a compliment!
Mops would rather be named ‘Broom’ because he finds the connotation of a mop insulting.
Deirdra would call herself “Darling” because everybody loves her. She will settle for a spelling change of her current name if she has to, and will be named “Deardra”.
Neigey does not speak French and wonders why he isn’t called “Snowflake”. He is a flake for sure, so it wouldn’t be a far fetch.

[MimzMum]

LOL @ K&K…I always think of Noot as the rabbit world’s version of Mr. T.  Every time he looks into the camera when you aim it at him and Chuck I can practically hear him say, “Ah pitty de fool hoo mess wif mah friend!!”

[JakeSulley<3]

lol these are all really funny and cute, Sulley would be Sullivan the Explorer.

[RabbitPam]

All I can think of for Samantha Bunnykins (that’s her name. *rolls eyes*) would either be:

Miss America (since she is a beauty queen who ruthlessly would claw and bite her way to the top)

or my favorite: Herself

[vaderslave]

Vader would be.. well, his name, Darth Vader, with a catchphrase of “Evil conqueror of all forbidden lands.”

[Karla]

Molly =>The Empress or something like Miss Elizabeth
Karl => Mr. I didn’t do it!
Jack => I’m sure he would pick the name Jack as well

[Sage Cat]

ha, ha, ha!!!!!
These names are really great!

[LittlePuffyTail]

I enjoyed reading all these cute and funny names. My names aren’t very clever but they suit the bunny well.

My bunnies would be called (I think):

Stormy the Great

Bindi the Loud

Olivia of Troy (because she’s beautiful enough to launch a thousand ships…)

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